- Paperback: 70 pages
- Publisher: PublishAmerica (May 2005)
- Language: English
- ISBN-10: 1413777562
- ISBN-13: 978-1413777567
- Product Dimensions: 15.2 x 22.9 x 0.4 cm
- Shipping Weight: 118 g
- Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
- Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #1,629,328 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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Product Description
Product Description
For anyone outside my comfort zone, they know me only as a reserved quiet girl. It takes me years to warm up to people. I have very few friends and love my alone time. But I have this silly, naughty, slightly nuts girl inside me that not many get to see and my writing allows her to be expressed and shared in a comfortable way. For me that is so much fun...Never underestimate the power of a smile, giggle or laugh...I sure hope I can give you at least one.
From the Author
A collection of hilarious silliness in verse that's sure to tickle your funny bone...written in a style compared to Dr.Seuss, Shel Silverstein and Monty Python by new Canadian author - W.Salvatore Giggle and laugh your way through Frigged up Fairytales, Limericks, Song Parodies & slighty twisted Nursery Rhymes...
Have you ever wondered about the grueling life of a dung beetle?
Have you ever wondered about the grueling life of a dung beetle?
Delbur Pyle
Delbur Pyle was sad, as sad as could be
It all seemed to start at the young age of three
He'd gripe and complain like it was going out of style
For this beetle lived his life on a hot steamy pile
He'd click and he'd buzz in his two story dung
Living in this heap made him slightly high strung
Oh, he longed for the day of a much bigger plop
Beside a stream of urine... on a scenic hilltop
He tried to be happy, every night he would pray
But awake the next morning - same poop different day
It got to the point where he thought...
...or discover the reasons why toilet paper should never, ever be taken for granted!
Don't Forget To Wipe
I sometimes shhh-sit and wonder
how toilet paper came to be
One heck of a great invention
not one will disagree
It's used by everybody
a napkin for one's bum
Wiped on a regular basis
you'll have a happier rectum
One ply, two ply, three,
a thick or thin debut
For those of us who scrimp
our fingers go ...
Continue through and read the many benefits of owning a rubber chicken in "Rubber Chickens Is Great" or the time that poor "Grandma Got Run Over By A Moped"
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5.0 out of 5 stars
Sly Humor with a Twist of Tongue in Cheek...,
By Edgar Z. Balldinger (Sacramento, CA USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Nutty Naughty Nonsense (Paperback)
Just one more hibernation away and you're gonna get a snoot-full of impromptu lyrical verse from the slick side of Ms. Salvatore's Canadian humor mine. I rolled through this book like one of the rubber chickens on the cover, snickering and cackling all along the hen-pecked trail of laughter. Recommended entertainment to quell the serious imperatives of a war-driven world, and to get a taste of the lighter side of it all.
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Refreshingly Funny!,
By Pol (Ontario Canada) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Nutty Naughty Nonsense (Paperback)
In a field where many poets tackle the meaning of life, the pursuit of peace, the wonders of nature or share their heartaches and observations with the world, W. Salvatore's poetry is humorously outlandish and wonderfully refreshing to read. That's not to say that her poems don't explore heavy subjects, such as death, freedom or love; it's just that she pokes good fun at them while delivering the moral. Her book had me giggling well after I finished it. If you are looking for zany-adult humor, (and I do mean a-d-u-l-t) I highly recommend this book.
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Excellent Book!,
By Fran Mohr "Fran Mohr" - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: Nutty Naughty Nonsense (Paperback)
This is an excellent book! As I was reading I could not stop laughing at times. If anyone wants to have a good laugh this is a must to have book to do just that. W. Salvator,I as a sister knew you had a talent and I am glad to see you sharing your talent and wit by writing this book so others can laugh and feel good.
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5.0 out of 5 stars
Refreshingly Funny!,
By Pol - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: Nutty Naughty Nonsense (Paperback)
In a field where many poets tackle the meaning of life, the pursuit of peace, the wonders of nature or share their heartaches and observations with the world, W. Salvatore's poetry is humorously outlandish and wonderfully refreshing to read. That's not to say that her poems don't explore heavy subjects, such as death, freedom or love; it's just that she pokes good fun at them while delivering the moral. Her book had me giggling well after I finished it. If you are looking for zany-adult humor, (and I do mean a-d-u-l-t) I highly recommend this book.
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