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Proporta Elephant Camouflage Kit - NEW

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Product Description

Learn from the mammoth mistakes of your past and don't let a lack of subtlety be your downfall. The Proporta Elephant Camouflage Kit uses our patented Clear Blue Sky Disappearing Technology to help you literally vanish into thin air, evading dangerous predators, tourists and boring guests at tea and bun parties. Monsoon-tested waterproof blue and white paint (also available in jungle green)* Includes masking tape (40 metres) Ideal for eavesdropping on rhinos * Don't be tempted by rival products which use cheaper, water-based paint and can be fatal in crouching-tiger-heavy-rain scenarios. Buy now and get a currant bun absolutely free! Extinction Avoidance - from Proporta "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana.

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Amazon.com: 4.3 out of 5 stars  13 reviews
23 of 23 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Great but has one flaw Jan 14 2011
By TheAngryPilgrim - Published on Amazon.com
This Kit works great and has hidden my pet elephant from the police in my neighborhood. Rolando (my elephant) is a large boy and has grown rapidly in the past few years. The one con I have found with this product is that it is only made for female elephants. The camo works so well I cannot see Rolando but, there is constantly a giant elephant [...] strolling through my yard. I have grown used to this problem but poor miss Jenkins next door is in the hospital because Rolando stepped over her and the poor lady was dumbfounded by the sight of the unhidden elephant [...] and then was struck violently by the large swing because of his natural swagger. Rolando has also suffered injury from this mishap and is costing me a fortune using a back alley doctor to reconstruct him. Overall a great buy unless your elephant is a male.
14 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars It's about time Sep 26 2010
By c_hristy - Published on Amazon.com
I'm very pleased that amazon is finally offering a range of practical products. The low, low price of this kit coupled with it's vast applications makes it perfect for all occasions.
I'm a mother of five, and sometimes it's hard to find the time to do all the gift shopping; but with this kit, in addition to securing the safety of my elephant, I have also discovered a great stocking stuffer, a wonderful birthday gift-bag addition for the kids' parties, and a special treat for those rare pampering spa days.
12 of 15 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars state-of-the-art technology Aug 26 2010
By chek - Published on Amazon.com
This marvelous camouflage kit is an example of state-of-the-art technology; you can blend in almost anywhere... Last spring I used it on my trip to Venezuela and did not get mugged, killed or raped... so it works! Not to mention is a lady magnet when you go to Wal-mart to buy your limited edition 3 wolf t-shirt.

A must have!

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