Python II (Widescreen)

AS U CAN TELL IM A BIG FAN OF SNAKE MOVIES ESPACILY THIS ONE............A CARGO PLANE WITH A 85 FOOT PYTHON ON IT IS BEING TRANSFERD TO THE STATES. BUT SOME RUSSIANS TRY TO BLOW THEM UP WITH A BAZZOKA....THEY GOT HIT AND BLACK HAWK DOWN . when the plane crashed the snake in the cargo box was still alvie and the russians picked it up and took it to a millatary base and open it up the terror begins.while u see the snake eat someone whole the base got destroyed buy this snake and a cute couple (cargo dealers) had to go find this snake and tranfer it back but they have a little help come along and they tried to trap this creature and give it to the cargo dealers and bring it back to the states but wat the dealers didnt know ....is that it was a big snake that had to be cargoed and each guard(hunter) was killed and eatten by this snake so the couple had to escape but in the meantime jets were comming to bomb the place so the snakes would die but they had to get out fast before it blows up......the snake dies and the couple lived happley ever after... if u like snakes eating people this one ur goin to like. u may think the plot and story is bad bu alot of people die...enjoy!

I will have to say this one was a little bit better then the first one exsept there both a rip off of anaconda.100 out of 0 i would give it a 41 ya...........u can tell it sucks cause it does. trust me.

Okay, we open with this brother American army dude telling these Russain soldiers what their mission is: capture (not kill) a huge python that somehow got thrown out of a plane and landed in Russia? Then we have this big fight scene where we hardly ever see the snake; unfortunately, with the major supporting cast being Russian or something, we can't hardly ever understand what they are saying. Then, when they load the snake onto a plane, some Russian rebels for no apparent reason shoot the plane down and the snake ends up in a Russian laboratory. Next we meet Dana Ashbrook as an American ex-baseball player who is now running a transport service with his Russian wife. They meet the irrepressible William Zabka as some kind of American dude who hires them to transport something (obviously the snake)...from here on, it's simply a matter of chasing and dodging the snake(s)---where did the other one come from! Whew!
Here's the bottom line:
STORY: Miserably constructed; the ex-baseball player obviously hit somebody so hard with one of his pitches that he is now paralyzed? Oh, boy! Score: 0
CAST: Poor William Zabka. This guy has played bad since his debut in KARATE KID, and it's a shame. He has a tough guy, yet boyish good looks, but he always plays the butthole. Let's give him a movie where he is the hero for a change. Dana Ashbrook of FALCON CREST has always been one of those actors who manages to constantly annoy me; his scene where he throws the bomb into the snake's mouth is one of the funniest scenes I've witnessed in a horror movie; come on! The rest of the cast is Russian, so who knows if they were any good or not. SCORE: 2 (for Zabka only).
TECHNICAL: Poor, to say the least.
DIRECTION: What? Did somebody helm this movie? SCORE: 0