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Did he really just say that?!?
Douchebags have a gift for speaking the unspeakable. Vain, arrogant, brash, and clueless, they’re the worst the male species has to offer—and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including:
David Hasselhoff: “There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.”
Gene Simmons: “[I] don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium.”
Sean Hannity: “I’ll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.”
And many, many more.
Douchebags have a gift for speaking the unspeakable. Vain, arrogant, brash, and clueless, they’re the worst the male species has to offer—and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including:
David Hasselhoff: “There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.”
Gene Simmons: “[I] don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium.”
Sean Hannity: “I’ll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.”
And many, many more.
About the Author
Margaret McGuire lives in Philadelphia, the city voted the #1 ugliest city by Travel+Leisure magazine.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars
Stupid!,
This review is from: Quotable Douchebag: The 500 Douchiest Things Ever Said (Paperback)
This book was disappointing. It was 500 short quotes from famous people. Although some were occasionally funny all said the book was a dud.
0 of 3 people found the following review helpful
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Awesome!,
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I purchased this book for someone that I had no idea what to buy them... they loved it! It's a very unique present.
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Unquotable Eastern Elitist Snark,
By Moon Man "imk235" - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: Quotable Douchebag: The 500 Douchiest Things Ever Said (Paperback)
Editor Margaret McGuire of Quirk Books has created a book that any High Schooler could put together in hour using Wikipedia. Since I do want this short review to make it through into print, let's just say that the correct subtitle of the book would be, "A Treasury of Spectacularly Poorly Researched Quotes and Innuendo That I Hope You Rubes Will Pay For". I found my copy at a thrift store; the original purchaser apparently quickly realized that this book is not a keeper. Editor McGuire deserves to have a page in her own book.
4 of 6 people found the following review helpful
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Binding fell off,
By Caroline Strange "Little Strange" - Published on Amazon.com
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This review is from: Quotable Douchebag: The 500 Douchiest Things Ever Said (Paperback)
This book is very funny, and it wouldn't have disappointed at all except that the binding fell off almost as soon as my sister opened the pages after Christmas. Other than the shoddy glue paste-up job someone had done, this book was a good find. :)
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