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5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides) [Paperback]

The Oatmeal (Author), Matthew Inman (Author)
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Release Date: Mar 1 2011
Prepare to laugh your ass off.The hilarity of TheOatmeal.com is now presented in book form with 35 never-before-seen pieces and 25 classic favorites from the Web site, including 6 Types of Crappy Hugs and 17 Things Worth Knowing about Your Cat.

In Matthew Inman's 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes.

Inman creates these quirky scenes for theoatmeal.com, which launched in July 2009 and already has more than 82 million page views. In fact, every 15 to 30 seconds, someone Googles one of theoatmeal.com's creations. Now, 60 of Inman's comic illustrations and life-bending guides are presented in full-color inside 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides). Consider such handy advice as:

* 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times 

* 6 Types of Crappy Hugs

* 8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved One Plans to Eat You

* 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat

* 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer

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TheOatmeal.com is an entertainment Web site full of comics, quizzes, and stories. The site gets more than 7 million unique visitors and 30 million page views a month; 250,000 blogs and Web sites have linked to it. TheOatmeal.com is written, drawn, and coded by Matthew Inman, a king of all trades when it comes to the Web. Matthew lives in Seattle, Washington. He subsists on a steady diet of crickets and whiskey. He enjoys long walks on the beach, gravity, and breathing heavily through his mouth. His dislikes include scurvy, typhoons, and tapeworm medication.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Great Gift Feb 5 2012
By Andrea
Format:Paperback
I bought this book as a gift. When I looked through a few of the comics/writings at a friend's house, I couldn't stop laughing at how silly (but accurate) all of the thoughts were. I really wanted to share the laughs so I sent it along to my sister for her birthday. She loved it too! Great purchase!
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4.0 out of 5 stars Buy it Mar 6 2013
By Bruno
Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase
Hilarious punch lines, i was already a fan of theoatmeal.com but you don't need to be to enjoy this book
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5.0 out of 5 stars Banned from Seaworld Jan 20 2013
By Catzrule21
Format:Paperback
I greatly enjoyed this book, but after reading all of the reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth I couldn't help myself but find the nearest aquarium and give a solid left hook to one of those rubber ocean sausages. Let's just say I won't be allowed back at Sea World anytime soon. Thanks for the great read!
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