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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

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3.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (36 customer reviews)
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Santa Claus' workshop is invaded by Martians who want to kidnap St. Nick and take him back to their planet.

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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars S-a-n-t-a C-l-a-u-s, Hooray for "Santy" Claus July 25 2006
By Daniel Jolley TOP 50 REVIEWER
Format:DVD
It's the kookiest Christmas ever when Santa Claus is kidnapped by Martians in this "you have to see it to believe it" Christmas "classic." Maybe you've seen this movie hilariously skewered on Mystery Science Theater 3000, but you have to watch it on its own to truly appreciate it. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is just so bad that I can't help but love it, and that explains why I am giving this deservedly one-star movie four stars. The Martian get-ups are more ridiculous than Marvin the Martian's normal attire, the sets redefine the very definition of cheap, the acting is over-the-top and generally horrible, and Santa is - well, he's just a little bit weird, if you ask me. Every time the guy starts in with his distinctive laughing (usually for no apparent reason), I am reminded of the fact that Satan is spelled with the same letters as Santa.

Things aren't going so well on Mars. It's bad enough that the Martians are all colored a ridiculous shade of green, dress like rejected superheroes, and wear ridiculous antenna-spouting helmets on their heads at all times, but now the children of Mars are all acting depressed and withdrawn; all they want to do is sit and watch Earth TV. Kimar (Leonard Hicks), the leader of Mars, seeks the advice of the planet's 800-year old wise man and is told that he must bring Santa Claus to Mars so that the children can actually have fun and be children for a little while. Voldar (Vincent Beck) opposes the plan every step of the way, arguing that Kimar's plan will soon result in a whole planet full of lily-livered, mush-brained nincompoops. Kimar wins out and sets off for Earth in the most pathetic spaceship of all time to catch Santa and bring him back to Mars - along with two Earthling children.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Christmas Cult classic!!!!!!! Nov. 6 2003
Format:DVD
For years now, this little gem of a Christmas flick has been picking up steam as an annual favorite during the holidays. I'm glad to see it finally made its way home to DVD. Usually the only way to catch a glimpse of this treasure was to stay up late and watch it on off-beat cinema. This movie needs a "special edition" though. The audio/video quality is very bad and needs some re-mastering. Hooray for Santy Claus!!!
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5.0 out of 5 stars A Jolly Yuletide Classic Dec 21 2004
Format:DVD
Yeah, "It's a Wonderful Life" is a pretty good movie. However, the movie I joyfully watch every Christmas is about martians who, lacking a Santa Claus to bring joy to martian kids, kidnap Santa from Earth, along with two children. "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is almost sublime in its badness, and with painted-green martials in skintight suits, a Santa with a lewd chuckle instead of a "Ho Ho Ho," incredible wooden acting by the cast (one of whom is Pia Zadora), unspeakable special effects, and a horrible theme song, it is a masterpiece of the so-bad-it's-good school of film. Just TRY getting the theme song out of your head.
The DVD from Laserlight looks exactly as one would expect it - awful. The supersaturated colour scheme has not aged well, and looks very grainy. There are many scratches, but that only adds to the film's strange charm. Unfortunately, the first fifteen seconds or so of the film's opening credits are not on this DVD, depriving loyal fans of seeing EVERY BIT of "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians." Unsurprisingly, there are no extras, although the menus are pretty good.
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4.0 out of 5 stars S-a-n-t-a C-l-a-u-s, Hooray for "Santy" Claus Dec 19 2003
By Daniel Jolley TOP 50 REVIEWER
Format:DVD
It's the kookiest Christmas ever when Santa Claus is kidnapped by Martians in this "you have to see it to believe it" Christmas "classic." Maybe you've seen this movie hilariously skewered on Mystery Science Theater 3000, but you have to watch it on its own to truly appreciate it. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is just so bad that I can't help but love it, and that explains why I am giving this deservedly one-star movie four stars. The Martian get-ups are more ridiculous than Marvin the Martian's normal attire, the sets redefine the very definition of cheap, the acting is over-the-top and generally horrible, and Santa is - well, he's just a little bit weird, if you ask me. Every time the guy starts in with his distinctive laughing (usually for no apparent reason), I am reminded of the fact that Satan is spelled with the same letters as Santa.
Things aren't going so well on Mars. It's bad enough that the Martians are all colored a ridiculous shade of green, dress like rejected superheroes, and wear ridiculous antenna-spouting helmets on their heads at all times, but now the children of Mars are all acting depressed and withdrawn; all they want to do is sit and watch Earth TV. Kimar (Leonard Hicks), the leader of Mars, seeks the advice of the planet's 800-year old wise man and is told that he must bring Santa Claus to Mars so that the children can actually have fun and be children for a little while. Voldar (Vincent Beck) opposes the plan every step of the way, arguing that Kimar's plan will soon result in a whole planet full of lily-livered, mush-brained nincompoops. Kimar wins out and sets off for Earth in the most pathetic spaceship of all time to catch Santa and bring him back to Mars - along with two Earthling children.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Hang up that mistletoe
Soon you'll hear Ho! Ho! Ho!

It is the Christmas season on earth. The Martian children are in a funk and will not eat their chocolate cake pills. Read more
Published 9 months ago by bernie
4.0 out of 5 stars Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do...
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Read more
Published 16 months ago by F. Marra
1.0 out of 5 stars Shame on you, Kino Lorber for this LUMP of COAL !!
I don't understand putting out a BluRay this shoddy.
Far better source material has to be available- the version Avco-Embassy release was still available only years ago. Read more
Published 21 months ago by E. Jean Guerin
4.0 out of 5 stars It is what it is...
This movie is exactly what you'd expect : a low budget production where everything that could be wrong is very wrong. Read more
Published on Dec 22 2011 by S. Plourde
1.0 out of 5 stars Boo for Santy Claus
Every now and then you hear about a movie that is so abysmally, outrageously, mind-blowingly bad that you just HAVE to watch it. Read more
Published on Aug. 25 2011 by E. A Solinas
3.0 out of 5 stars The good and the bad
This movie is absolutely awful which accounts for why it's so popular amongst people that love bad movies. Read more
Published on June 18 2010 by JavaJoe
2.0 out of 5 stars Hang up that mistletoe
Soon you'll hear Ho! Ho! Ho!

It is the Christmas season on earth. The Martian children are in a funk and will not eat their chocolate cake pills. Read more
Published on July 23 2006 by bernie
3.0 out of 5 stars Hang up that mistletoe
It is the Christmas season on earth. The Martian children are in a funk and will not eat their chocolate cake pills. Read more
Published on June 27 2006 by bernie
4.0 out of 5 stars Camp!
I won't expound on the story since everyone else already has. It is pure CAMP! Don't expect more. (I bet you didn't know that Martians read and write in English too. Read more
Published on April 12 2004 by kwyjibear
5.0 out of 5 stars Too bad not to be a classic...
This is so bad, it is hilarious. Great fun to watch with your friends...you will roar with laughter over the costumes, the acting, and the script. Read more
Published on Feb. 1 2004
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