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Seriously...I'm Kidding [Paperback]

Ellen DeGeneres
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Sep 25 2012
I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?

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From School Library Journal

Grade 4-7-This collection of folktales from around the world presents a range of tales that all feature strong women. While the majority of stories (7 out of 13) are European in origin, most are relatively unfamiliar. Only four of the tales, "Atalanta the Huntress," "Fitcher's Bird" (a Bluebeard/Mr. Fox variant), "Burd Janet" (a Tam Lin variant), and "Molly Whuppie," are likely to be recognized by readers. Yolen's retellings are consistently engaging and well written, whether she is dealing with the history of the White River Sioux in "Brave Woman Counts Coup" or "Nana Miriam," a culture hero of the Songhai of Niger. Ample source notes and explanations of Yolen's additions and changes are included as is a thorough bibliography. Unfortunately, the cover painting of a buxom girl on a ship seems much more suited to a "damsel in distress" collection than to these stories that eschew the helpless female. However, the interior illustrations are better.
Ellen A. Greever, University of New Orleans, LA
Copyright 2000 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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The title says it all: this is a spirited collection with a lively pace. Yolen's introduction, written as an open letter to her daughter and granddaughters, and her notes and bibliography frame the collection well. Like a bezel that holds a gem, her beginning and ending pieces remind us that girls know how to be heroes (but that boys need to know it, too) and that every time and culture has stories of female heroes that need to be heard again and again. So Yolen tells tales that may be familiar--among them, Germany's "Fitcher's Bird," related to "Mr. Fox and Bluebeard," in which the young Erna saves herself and her sisters from the clutches of an evil wizard. Other tales will be less well known: in a tale from Romania, Mizilca serves in the sultan's army in her sick father's place; and in a tale from Argentina, Maldonada's kindness to a puma and its cubs saves her. The stories sing and soar in Yolen's supple language, and each is contained enough for a read-aloud. Illustrations not available in galley. GraceAnne A. DeCandido --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Fluffy and funny Dec 4 2011
Format:Hardcover
Couldn't help but read this book in Ellen's voice! It was light, fluffy and funny... perfect for reading on the commute or just to give your mind a break. Don't expect literary genius from this.
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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Seriously... I LOVE IT! Oct 25 2011
Format:Hardcover
Ellen's third book is probably the best yet! From the cover (where she tells me I'm her favorite reader and she likes how I hold the book) to the inside cover (where I'm assured reading this book will help me lose weight and get healthier) to the chapter for kids with coloring pages, this book is awesome!! If you like Ellen, you will love this book!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Karen Oct 14 2012
Format:Hardcover
Purchased this book in audio form for a car ride. Honestly, I was looking to be entertained by something that I thought would be funny and light. I didn't really have any high expectations. Unfortunately this was a terrible listen. It started out strong and then it just went to ramblings that made no sense at all. I am actually a fan of Ellen otherwise, but this book was definitely a waste of money and time.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Seriously...I'm Kidding
Ellen DeGeneres is one of my favorite people. She is funny, upbeat and always has a good outlook in life. She is kind and generous and everything she does is great. Read more
Published 8 days ago by Muriel Folco
2.0 out of 5 stars Not what I expected.
I felt, the book rambled about jibberish. Not at all what I expected. I won't be buying any other books by Ellen.
Published 2 months ago by Igol Hickey
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious
Ellen never disappoints...this book is hilarious and gives a little glimpse into her head. If you like The Ellen Show, I would strongly recommend this book.
Published 5 months ago by SerenaE
5.0 out of 5 stars Ellen Degeneres
I found this book to be very entertaining. It does read like a "stand-up routine" but the insights that she shares both personally and generically are very interesting. Read more
Published 6 months ago by fsalick
1.0 out of 5 stars Bad
I love Ellen's talk show so I decided to order her autobiography. This book was so bad that I couldn't even finish it.....sorry Ellen!
Published 11 months ago by roxtru
5.0 out of 5 stars Great book!
It is a great book to be read. When you read it, you can relate to most of the things, and most important, it makes you laugh. Great work, Ellen.
Published 11 months ago by Laura
2.0 out of 5 stars ellen seriously i;m kidding
She made no sense and if it was meant to be funny she failed to amuse me,I found it boring.
Published 16 months ago by M. Brook
5.0 out of 5 stars She has it read already!
This book was on a young girl's Christmas list, and when she opened it on Christmas day, she just loved it! Read more
Published 16 months ago by labradorleaf
3.0 out of 5 stars More Bookish Thoughts...
I certainly admire Ellen Degeneres, both as a person and as a comedian but, while "Seriously...I'm kidding" provides an antidote to daily stress, it fell short in the humour... Read more
Published 17 months ago by Reader Writer Runner
2.0 out of 5 stars Meh
I must admit I am a first time Degeneres reader but have seen her on various TV/movie features. I bought the book because I thought it would reflect, in words, her intelligent... Read more
Published 18 months ago by Analytical Book Reader
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