Four years ago, I was traveling across the country and had to make a pit-stop in Cooter, Arkansas. When I went into the local gas station's bathroom to take a whiz, I happened to look up at some writing on the wall. The writing said, "Why you lookin' up here...the joke's in your hand." After reading this hilarious joke, I got a brilliant idea. Four years and a new pair of pants later, I had scoured the entire country for some of the funniest jokes found in public restrooms. Why take a dump and worry about crabs when you can sit at home and enjoy this classy compilation. I've even included a guest list at the beginning where your snooty friends can sign-in to the book. It's just like you'd see at a wedding...only classier this time. Nothing will compare to this regal looking book as it stands tall in your magazine tray.