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5.0 out of 5 stars
MAG-freaking-NIFICENT!, July 17 2004
This review is from: Snake Eater 3: His Law (VHS Tape)
Yes, boys and girls, our old buddy Soldier is back, this time with a script BASED ON A BOOK ("Rafferty's Rules" by Glenn Duncan)! Whooo! Well, believe it or not, that book was based on an old episode of "Unsolved Mysteries" (I am not making this up). See, this hot, nubile young teenager (Tracy Cook) is abducted by a motorcycle gang and made into their sex-slave (that's the part from "Unsolved.."). But the parents aren't giving up. They decide to hire the craziest cop this side of San Francisco: Soldier Kelly, to hunt down and kill the bikers and bring back the daughter. Soldier takes the job and that's where Soldier runs smack-dab into BAM-BAM BIGELOW! He of the tatooed head and short temper. Remember when he kicked Ric Flair in the crotch at Wrestlemania 9? I always say the presence of a pro-wrestler in the cast is a sign of a true character-driven movie. Anyway, Soldier tracks the guys down with his new sidekick (what happened to Speedboat?), the small, skinny and ineffective Cowboy (Minor Mustain). Lots of gunfights, cowardly traps inspired no-doubt by late-night readings of "Soldier of Fortune" magazine, and lots of NUDITY! Yes! Nudity is back and back in a big way in Snakeeater 3! The hot daughter is naked most of the film, as is the even sexier exotic dancer, Holly (Holly Chester). Oh, and even Soldier's girlfriend is naked! I'm naked, too! Bam-Bam Bigelow, however, is not naked, so that's good. Regardless, this is actually a darn good, shoot 'em up kind of movie where most of the good guys make it out in the end. Good, harmless fun. Except for the graphic violence. And the bad language. And the nudity. Ah, go ahead and BUY IT ALREADY!!!!
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5.0 out of 5 stars
MAG-freaking-NIFICENT!, July 17 2004
By Marcus H. Smilfer "mercer-" - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: Snake Eater 3: His Law (VHS Tape)
Yes, boys and girls, our old buddy Soldier is back, this time with a script BASED ON A BOOK ("Rafferty's Rules" by Glenn Duncan)! Whooo! Well, believe it or not, that book was based on an old episode of "Unsolved Mysteries" (I am not making this up). See, this hot, nubile young teenager (Tracy Cook) is abducted by a motorcycle gang and made into their sex-slave (that's the part from "Unsolved.."). But the parents aren't giving up. They decide to hire the craziest cop this side of San Francisco: Soldier Kelly, to hunt down and kill the bikers and bring back the daughter. Soldier takes the job and that's where Soldier runs smack-dab into BAM-BAM BIGELOW! He of the tatooed head and short temper. Remember when he kicked Ric Flair in the crotch at Wrestlemania 9? I always say the presence of a pro-wrestler in the cast is a sign of a true character-driven movie. Anyway, Soldier tracks the guys down with his new sidekick (what happened to Speedboat?), the small, skinny and ineffective Cowboy (Minor Mustain). Lots of gunfights, cowardly traps inspired no-doubt by late-night readings of "Soldier of Fortune" magazine, and lots of NUDITY! Yes! Nudity is back and back in a big way in Snakeeater 3! The hot daughter is naked most of the film, as is the even sexier exotic dancer, Holly (Holly Chester). Oh, and even Soldier's girlfriend is naked! I'm naked, too! Bam-Bam Bigelow, however, is not naked, so that's good. Regardless, this is actually a darn good, shoot 'em up kind of movie where most of the good guys make it out in the end. Good, harmless fun. Except for the graphic violence. And the bad language. And the nudity. Ah, go ahead and BUY IT ALREADY!!!!
2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars
Lamas is ruthless, with hand or weapon, Sep 3 2000
By joshua yeater - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: Snake Eater 3: His Law (VHS Tape)
After lamas is suspended for bad police behavior he decides to try the private eye business. His mission is to find the biker gang who turned an inoccent college student into a mindless slave. This film has very good fight choreography for the apparent low budget. The beginning scene is probably one of the most amusing starts to an action movie that I have ever whitnessed. Also a plus for this action packed ride is that wrestling superstar Bam-Bam bigelow plays a big bad biker with a big bad attitude. Lamas does a good job of making you believe that he is not scared of any man, big or small. lots of Action, and a decent plot make this a film that just about anybody will enjoy.
3 of 5 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars
Snake eater, Jun 13 2001
By A Customer - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: Snake Eater 3: His Law (VHS Tape)
Im sorry for any person having seen this movie I watched it over the weekend and found myself wondering if maybe there is no god. This movie made me belive that with a thimbleful of talent somebody you know with a camera and nothing better to do on a weekend than make a movie I too can break into the acting business. I believe my favorite line in the movie was when the mother was describing what her daughter had received from her biker friends and I quote "a raging case of gonneria and genitle herpes". Although I did feel sorry for the truck driver she ended up making nookie with who will now go through life knowing his only chance at a nympho got him the little gift that just keeps giving.
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