Private eye Rafe Guttman (Dennis Miller) is hired by repressed, born-again Katherine (Erika Eleniak) to find her missing bad-boy brother. The trail leads him to a whorehouse run by a thousand-year-old vampire (Angie Everhart) and secretly backed by Katherine's boss, televangelist Jimmy Current (Chris Sarandon, wonderfully insincere and smarmy). Not for the squeamish or the easily offended (but you knew that from the title), Bordello of Blood is pulp horror as it should be--funny, fast, and full of gore. How many movies do you know where naked vampire hookers devour the still-beating hearts of their adolescent clients, or where the hero saves the day with a Super Soaker? Dennis Miller is at his wisecracking best as the oddest private eye since Elliot Gould played Philip Marlowe in The Long Goodbye. Angie Everhart devours her role with relish (yum!). And former Playboy Playmate Erika Eleniak seems to be enjoying the joke that in a movie filled with half-naked women, she's the only one who keeps her clothes on. --Geof Miller --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.
Tales From The Crypt was the best TV show ever. Now we get the 2 movies in 1 set. Only bad part is there are no special features. Which woulda been cool.Published on July 11 2004 by Ryan
When a Private Investigator (Dennis Miller) is hire by a church-going, sexy concerned sister (Erika Eleniak) to find her bad-assed brother (Corey Feldman) the case turns into a... Read morePublished on Jan. 23 2004 by J.T
The second (but hopefully not last) Tales From the Crypt film, Bordello of Blood is as nasty as it's title implies. Read morePublished on Jan. 22 2004 by N. Durham
if you like gory and funny movies you just have to get "bordello of blood". it's one of those rare "funsplatter"-movies like "braindead", "bad... Read morePublished on Oct. 15 2003 by notthere
"Tales From The Crypt" aint your average style in horror movies. TFTC combines awesome comedy with great special effect horror/action. Read morePublished on July 11 2002 by Jon-Erik Noor
I'm a real fan of Tales From the Crypt. I've seen the majority of the episodes and all 3 of the movies (yes, there's a third one, that was broken into parts and syndicated as... Read morePublished on Oct. 22 2000 by VeganMike
I hate all kinds of critics,especially movie critics(amateur and professional ones).They are really frustrated people as well as party-poopers! Read morePublished on July 23 2000 by Juscelino Liberato De Aquino