Terrible (but awesome) Books for Children

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Go the F**k to Sleep
1.  Go the F**k to Sleep by Adam Mansbach
The list author says:
  "Who hasn't thought it, mumbled it or begged it out loud in between sobs?"
CDN$ 12.37   Used & New from: CDN$ 2.11
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (85 customer reviews)

Monsters Eat Whiny Children
2.  Monsters Eat Whiny Children by Bruce Eric Kaplan
The list author says:
  "Fear is an excellent tool, and too frequently overlooked in parenting books"
CDN$ 14.43   Used & New from: CDN$ 7.54
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (8 customer reviews)

All My Friends Are Dead
3.  All My Friends Are Dead by Avery Monsen
The list author says:
  "Actually, this is probably a better gift for Grandpa"
CDN$ 10.76   Used & New from: CDN$ 0.67
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)

That's Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale
4.  That's Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale by Matt Mogk
The list author says:
  "Can I convince them this will happen to me if they don't eat their vegetables?"
CDN$ 10.76   Used & New from: CDN$ 0.59
3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)

Ten Little Zombies: A Love Story
5.  Ten Little Zombies: A Love Story by Andy Rash
The list author says:
  "Teach them how to count, while also preparing them for the inevitable zombie apocalypse"
CDN$ 10.76   Used & New from: CDN$ 0.01
5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)

Baby, Mix Me a Drink
6.  Baby, Mix Me a Drink by Lisa Brown
The list author says:
  "Just because they're still toddlers, doesn't mean they can't be useful.  Includes several easy-to-follow picture recipes. No reading skills required!"
CDN$ 10.35
2.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)

Dillweed's Revenge: A Deadly Dose of Magic
7.  Dillweed's Revenge: A Deadly Dose of Magic by Florence Parry Heide
The list author says:
  "'debauchery, black magic, murder and inspired shenanigans throughout.' (curiouspages.blogspot.com)"
CDN$ 16.05   Used & New from: CDN$ 0.01

What to Expect When You're Expecting: 4th Edition
8.  What to Expect When You're Expecting: 4th Edition by Heidi Murkoff
The list author says:
  "Okay, this one is more about children than for them, but there has never been a book that made me as afraid as this one did. I was terrified to eat, drink or stand near household appliances."
CDN$ 13.68   Used & New from: CDN$ 2.94
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (38 customer reviews)

If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?: A Parody for Adults
9.  If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?: A Parody for Adults by Marcy Roznick
The list author says:
  "No, he'll just ask for more, and more, and more, and then he'll refuse to eat suppoer and his blood sugar will drop and he'll get more emotional and irrational until you want to send him to bed at 5pm"
CDN$ 12.26   Used & New from: CDN$ 0.95

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