Terrible (but awesome) Books for Children

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Go the F**k to Sleep
1.  Go the F**k to Sleep by Adam Mansbach
The list author says:
  "Who hasn't thought it, mumbled it or begged it out loud in between sobs?"
CDN$ 12.24   Used & New from: CDN$ 5.34
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (39 customer reviews)

Monsters Eat Whiny Children
2.  Monsters Eat Whiny Children by Bruce Eric Kaplan
The list author says:
  "Fear is an excellent tool, and too frequently overlooked in parenting books"
CDN$ 14.43   Used & New from: CDN$ 6.45
5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)

All My Friends Are Dead
3.  All My Friends Are Dead by Avery Monsen
The list author says:
  "Actually, this is probably a better gift for Grandpa"
CDN$ 10.33   Used & New from: CDN$ 2.63
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)

That's Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale
4.  That's Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale by Matt Mogk
The list author says:
  "Can I convince them this will happen to me if they don't eat their vegetables?"
CDN$ 9.94   Used & New from: CDN$ 1.42
3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)

Ten Little Zombies: a Love Story
5.  Ten Little Zombies: a Love Story by Andy Rash
The list author says:
  "Teach them how to count, while also preparing them for the inevitable zombie apocalypse"
CDN$ 10.33   Used & New from: CDN$ 2.03
5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

Baby, Mix Me a Drink
6.  Baby, Mix Me a Drink by Lisa Brown
The list author says:
  "Just because they're still toddlers, doesn't mean they can't be useful.  Includes several easy-to-follow picture recipes. No reading skills required!"
CDN$ 10.35   Used & New from: CDN$ 0.15
1.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

Dillweed's Revenge: A Deadly Dose of Magic
7.  Dillweed's Revenge: A Deadly Dose of Magic by Florence Parry Heide
The list author says:
  "'debauchery, black magic, murder and inspired shenanigans throughout.' (curiouspages.blogspot.com)"
CDN$ 15.39   Used & New from: CDN$ 3.81

What to Expect When You're Expecting, 4th Ed.
8.  What to Expect When You're Expecting, 4th Ed. by Heidi Murkoff
The list author says:
  "Okay, this one is more about children than for them, but there has never been a book that made me as afraid as this one did. I was terrified to eat, drink or stand near household appliances."
CDN$ 13.68   Used & New from: CDN$ 3.41
3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)

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