The Little Book Of Abuse [Paperback]

Jasmine Birtles (Author)

Price:	CDN$ 4.95 & eligible for FREE Super Saver Shipping on orders over CDN$ 25. Details
	o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o

In Stock.
Ships from and sold by Amazon.ca. Gift-wrap available.

Only 1 left in stock--order soon (more on the way).

Want it delivered Tuesday, May 29? Choose One-Day Shipping at checkout.

Product Details

Paperback: 128 pages
Publisher: PAN Macmillan Adult; 2nd edition, revised edition (Oct 6 2000)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 0752272365
ISBN-13: 978-0752272368
Product Dimensions: 1.9 x 8.9 x 12.1 cm
Shipping Weight: 59 g
Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #1,579,264 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

Would you like to update product info or give feedback on images?

Product Description

You’ve got clowns to the left of you, jokers to the right and you’re stuck in the middle unable to shut them up. Well now you can with all the put-doen lines and smart comebacks in this book. If you’re all stressed out and you’ve no one to choke, pick a line and use it next time you feel like you’re just flypaper for freaks.

You’ll find put-downs for men: ‘I’m not your type. I have a pulse’; put-downs for women: ‘Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?’, and put-downs for any fool using up your air on this planet: ‘ I don’t know what your problem is, but I’II bet it’s hard to pronounce’.

Warning: Next mood swing: 6 minutes.