The only reason I gave this movie even ONE star is because there was no option for zero, or even better, "negative stars." (a little help here, Amazon?) Anyone who thinks "The Whole Nine Yards" deserved a sequel needs to seriously reconsider their taste in movies. No offense, but the original was a crapfest with the only redeeming quality being able to see what Bruce Willis looks like when he acts while asleep. And in both movies, Matthew Perry's spastic re-hashing of REALLY bad Jerry Lewis only highlights why the "Luckiest L'il Hack" should count his blessings that he was allowed to ham it up on "Friends" for the whole ten years. (...)"You might remember me as Matthew "Chandler" Perry... and could this mop BE any more absorbent...?" (...) Buy "Die Hard" instead.