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5.0 out of 5 stars
Big and stupid. And clever. VERY, VERY clever., Jul 6 2004
Alright, I'm not going to bore you with the details or story of this sublime Reiner "documentary," nor am I going to babble on and on about how spot-on a parody of NWOBHM (that's "New Wave Of British Heavy Metal" to the uninitiated) this is. Instead, I will offer you some quotes. Those alone should give you plenty of insight as to why this is one of the greatest movies of all time. To wit: "Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins?" "That's right, yes." "What was he the saint of?" "He was the patron saint of quality footwear." "You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of..." "What do you call this?" "Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump". "As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll." "Here lies David St. Hubbins... and why not?" "Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported." "It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black." "We are Spinal Tap from the UK - you must be the USA!" "You can't really dust for vomit." "This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the question, 'What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?'" And of course: "Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder? "These go to eleven." Not laughing? Well, the visuals are even funnier--malfunctioning stage props, a guitar solo that probably singlehandedly gave birth to the "neo-classical" shred style, unique ways to use a violin, and of course lots and lots of retarded sexuality and bad poetry. Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, and Derek Shearer absolutely NAIL it. Everybody should have this film. Especially metalheads who aren't afraid to have a good, long laugh at themselves.
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