- Paperback: 192 pages
- Publisher: Three Rivers Press (Sep 30 1998)
- Language: English
- ISBN-10: 0761514236
- ISBN-13: 978-0761514237
- Product Dimensions: 14 x 1.1 x 16.4 cm
- Shipping Weight: 204 g
- Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars See all reviews (17 customer reviews)
- Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #599,470 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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Tonight, by moonlight, I will rake my
leaves into my neighbor's yard.
leaves into my neighbor's yard.
Product Description
Tonight, by moonlight, I will rake my
leaves into my neighbor's yard.
Had it up to here with sugary-sweet affirmation books that ignore the pleasures of resentment and mean-spiritedness? Tired of the self-helpaholics who've been sipping too much chicken soup? Then this book is for you.
Here are 365 splendidly bitter daily meditations that will appeal to the cynic in you. Nowhere else will you find such odes to self-absorption as:
·Today I will equate material possessions with love.
·Today I will taunt others until they cry, then tell them they are too sensitive.
·Today I will make a new friend based solely on how he or she can further my career.
·Today I will respect my need to sabotage everyone else's success.
leaves into my neighbor's yard.
Had it up to here with sugary-sweet affirmation books that ignore the pleasures of resentment and mean-spiritedness? Tired of the self-helpaholics who've been sipping too much chicken soup? Then this book is for you.
Here are 365 splendidly bitter daily meditations that will appeal to the cynic in you. Nowhere else will you find such odes to self-absorption as:
·Today I will equate material possessions with love.
·Today I will taunt others until they cry, then tell them they are too sensitive.
·Today I will make a new friend based solely on how he or she can further my career.
·Today I will respect my need to sabotage everyone else's success.
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5.0 out of 5 stars
Funny!!,
By Shannon Tilton (Richmond, BC Canada) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Today I Will Nourish My Inner Martyr: Affirmations for Cynics (Paperback)
This book gave my sister & me some big, big laughs! :) Some you may relate to personally, while others will remind you of people you know!
5.0 out of 5 stars
For the pessimist in all of us,
By BostonJen "jensch" (Norton, MA USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Today I Will Nourish My Inner Martyr: Affirmations for Cynics (Paperback)
I have turned my copy into an autograph book; I have my friends and co-workers sign the quote that is most like them. My favorite: "Unlike me, the seasons serve a purpose." If that sort of thing makes you laugh, this book is for you... you cynic you!
5.0 out of 5 stars
I gave myself a hacking cough from laughing so hard,
By A Customer
This review is from: Today I Will Nourish My Inner Martyr: Affirmations for Cynics (Paperback)
This book is simply hilarious. It's a must read for cynics. My favorite is, "I have the worst life."
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