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I bought this book at an airport for lack of finding anything else to read. I finished it in 2 days. Now that is good...and bad. I have to admit that the story captivated me, but it was too easy to read...way too easy. I liked the characters, but towards the end, I wished Bella would stop mentioning just how good looking Edward was all the time! If I had read this at 15, I would of loved it. Now at 25, I've read too much to appreciate it fully. I have to admit though, the way she described how she was feeling the first time she was in love really did bring me back to being 17. But this is the thing, it felt like a harlequin novel for teens, with the twist being that she's in love with a vampire. Which is what intrigued me to read this book in the first place.
Also, there is a lot of repetition towards the end, which frustrated me the most, because I was taken away from the story and started to think about the author and why she used a certain word again, say this again... I'm undecided if I'll read the others, to see if the book matures, but from the reviews, I have a feeling it does not.

OH, and I thought for a second of my boyfriend reading this and I actually laughed out loud at the thought. Definitely geared for girls.

Stephanie Meyer writes vampire fiction as many teenage girls do -- overblown writing, sexy cold vampires, and a vacuously attractive heroine who serves as the readers' stand-in.

And so it's hardly surprising that her megahit debut "Twilight" is essentially a teenage fantasy about finding the Perfect Hot Immortal Coverboy Who Longs For You Alone. Innocuous sparkling vampires, buckets of pointless teenage angst and a plot tacked on at the last minute leave this one of the more bloodless examples of vampire romance.

Klutzy Bella Swan is oh-so-self-sacrificingly going to live with her small-town cop dad, and is appalled by the student body -- all the local boys decide that (ick!) they like her, and all the girls are shallow idiots compared to her.

Then she's struck by the ash-pale, vaguely incestuous Cullen family -- an especially by the Hawt and Brooding Edward Cullen. Edward doesn't seem to like her much, resulting in much Teen Angst. but when Bella is nearly killed by a runaway car, he somehow manages to zip across the parking lot and knock away the car. Bella eventually figures out that he's a vampire-- a "vegetarian vampire" with the power to read thoughts... except hers.

Despite his fears that he'll hurt her, their smoldering chemistry (and Bella's tantalizing smell) draws them into a relationship... at which point, since the plot has had zero non-teenybopper tension, three two-dimensionally evil vampires enter the scene, intent on hunting Bella. The Cullens whisk her away to keep her safe from this trio -- but their enemies have more than one way to find her.

The book "Twilight" is essentially the eroticized fantasies of a teenage girl, purple of prose and taking itself hilariously seriously. In fact, reading this novel feels suspiciously like eavesdropping on Stephanie Meyer's fantasies of having a hot, sparkle-skinned vampire stalking her on a nightly basis to show his undying love.

Unfortunately there's not much more to the plot than that -- most of it involves Bella and Edward smoldering at each other, and Bella's contemplation of Edward's "scintillating, incandescent" body and Greek-god hotness. Furthermore Meyer smears the entire book in wildly swinging emotions, tepid dialogue, and overly ornate, purple prose -- the descriptions of Edward's chest alone may induce choking and diabetic coma.

After a horrendously silly "meet the vampire family," Meyer belatedly realizes that the book needs more than angst and sparkles and Edward is constantly shying away from Bella's virginal neck (what does that imply about sucking blood from animals?). So she tacks in a contrived subplot about evil vampires who are hunting Bella. Just... because they want to.

And heroine Bella is truly an amazing character -- she manages to be a blank slate for mass fantasy projection, while also managing to be whiny, selfish, snobby and superhumanly shallow (since the only person she cares about is the Hawt Rich Guy). Edward is a suitable mate for her -- he broods, smolders and stalks her to show that he loves her eternally. After all, isn't a bipolar stalker watching you sleep the very image of true love?

As for the other characters... well, we have quirky vampire Alice to add some humor to the story. But otherwise, none of them really matter much except to reflect how awesome Edward and Bella are -- and the villains could not be any thinner if Meyer snipped them from sparkly incandescent skin.

Those who dream of eternal angsty love with an Immortal Hottie may find "Twilight" a delight, but it's no more than a thin, flat guilty pleasure at best.

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2.0 out of 5 stars Twilight is Propaganda
Though I praise Meyer for having original ideas, I also found this book horribly boring. There are lengths and wordy paragraphs that lead nowhere. Read more

Published 5 months ago by Chloe Flanagan

1.0 out of 5 stars Why
Bought these books based on a recommendation (and prior to the movies.) Having spent money on these and promptly sold them, I've ranted a few times to people. Read more

Published 6 months ago by skeletonkey

2.0 out of 5 stars Unbelievable Character flaws...
I have to admit that I was sorely disappointed with this book... until about the last 100 pages, when the storyline actually picked up and some real action took place... Read more

Published 8 months ago by shum_gum

1.0 out of 5 stars Time Well Wasted.
If you want extreme overkill in a romance novel then my suggestion to you is that you pick up New York Times Bestseller, twilight. Read more

Published 9 months ago by Julie L. V.

5.0 out of 5 stars Twilight Collector Book
I received the book on the date they first mentioned and it was in excellent condition. I would definitely order from them again

Published 10 months ago by Martina

5.0 out of 5 stars Better than the movie!! a keeper
I loved the interaction between bella and her classmates lots of humor and of course her introduction to the love of her life. i couldn't put the book down.

Published 12 months ago by Leanne

5.0 out of 5 stars Slow
The item arrived in great condition, but the shipping was profoundly slow. The seller used a shipping company who doesn't give tracking information, the window I was to expect the... Read more

Published 13 months ago by bbsee

1.0 out of 5 stars A Don't-Read
I went to a bookstore, stood in line, paid close to $13, and spent a few hours of my life turning the pages of the first book in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Series. Read more

Published 17 months ago by Mia Manns

5.0 out of 5 stars Lost and unhappy
Unable to give a review cause I lost the package before I was able to open it. Still looking for a new copy of Stephenie
Meyers Twilght Saga Twilght collector's edtion... Read more

Published 21 months ago by brenda dejesus

1.0 out of 5 stars Boooo
Way to write a book that teaches teens that having a messed up co-dependent relationship is a good thing.
What an utter load of poorly written garbage. Read more

Published 24 months ago by Tenobia

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