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SHIRT: SPORTS JERSEY.
JEANS: EMBELLISHED.
HAIR: OVERLY GELLED.
STATUS: UNDATEABLE.
Did your date show up wearing socks with sandals? Are tighty-whities a deal-breaker for you? Do fanny packs make you want to run for the door? Now, for the very first time, we’re revealing the secret list of things that so many perfectly eligible guys manage to wear, say, or do to make themselves completely undateable. With an essential rating system that ranges from minor red-flag offenses all the way to the irreversible kiss of death, this hilarious handbook exposes the many common mistakes that can turn an otherwise acceptable man from a “maybe” into a “no way.” From pleated shorts and soul patches to ordering girly drinks and owning more than one cat, the evidence is painfully funny to behold. No more double denim, corporate swag, or exclaiming “Booya!” No more jogging in place at stoplights, and definitely no more “going dutch” on the first date. This book is for every woman who’s ever wondered where to draw the line, and every guy who’s ever asked, “What did I do wrong?”
Here’s what you did.
JEANS: EMBELLISHED.
HAIR: OVERLY GELLED.
STATUS: UNDATEABLE.
Did your date show up wearing socks with sandals? Are tighty-whities a deal-breaker for you? Do fanny packs make you want to run for the door? Now, for the very first time, we’re revealing the secret list of things that so many perfectly eligible guys manage to wear, say, or do to make themselves completely undateable. With an essential rating system that ranges from minor red-flag offenses all the way to the irreversible kiss of death, this hilarious handbook exposes the many common mistakes that can turn an otherwise acceptable man from a “maybe” into a “no way.” From pleated shorts and soul patches to ordering girly drinks and owning more than one cat, the evidence is painfully funny to behold. No more double denim, corporate swag, or exclaiming “Booya!” No more jogging in place at stoplights, and definitely no more “going dutch” on the first date. This book is for every woman who’s ever wondered where to draw the line, and every guy who’s ever asked, “What did I do wrong?”
Here’s what you did.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars
Good for a laugh!,
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This review is from: Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating or Having Sex (Paperback)
Well, from the title, I'm sure you can immediately decide not to take this book too seriously. Is it funny? Yes. Is it true? Some of it will be true. As a woman, I agreed with several of these "what not to dos" for guys. So, like all books... take what you want! But if you enjoy modern comedies, then I recommend this book. If you are easily offended, then I suggest not reading this book.
4.0 out of 5 stars
I cried laughing!,
This review is from: Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating or Having Sex (Paperback)
Being a guy you'd think I'd hate the book, but it made me cry laughing. Although I didn't agree with some of the "Things" that make guys "undateable" or "unsexable", I still thought it was hilarious. Don't take the book too seriously, it's worth a good laugh. According to the book I'm undateable and unsexable and yet I have a girl who loves me... hmmm what does that say about her?
0 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars
Supposed to be funny,
By David (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating or Having Sex (Paperback)
I think the authors think they are trying to be funny, but it comes across as being mean-spirited and cruel for the most part. I had looked at the book hoping to get some insight, instead I just found myself upset by most of the things the authors say.
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