I was really freaking out; it was the middle of the night, freezing cold, my car wouldn't start, and I was covered with blood from head to toe! I was really afraid that someone would see me, or a cop would drive by, "did anyone hear those screams?" I thought over and over again, and then I would spend the rest of my life eating cubed jello in the state penn.
I would NEVER make it out, i worried as I twisted the key in the ignition; the car belched and groaned, but never started!
I said to myself, "This is it..." and pulled the gun out of my glovebox, still warm, one bullet left, and put it in my mouth, and then the funniest thing happenned! Blister in the Sun, by the Violent Femmes, started playing on the car radio, and I smiled and started to laugh. The absurdity of the situation! This GREAT song saved my life! THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE!
And then my car started! Most likely because this particular song is SO AWESOME that the car felt obligated to move!
So I dug through all of the purses in the trunk of may car for few bucks, and set it aside to buy this album once the record store openned.