When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? Audio CD – Audiobook, Unabridged
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From Publishers Weekly
Starred Review. There's no better way to enjoy one of Carlin's books than to hear him read it himself. With his gravelly voice, Carlin sounds like a foul-mouthed, grumpy grandfather as he riffs on everything from politics and the improper use of language to plane-boarding etiquette and the differences between the sexes. He's alternately crude ("Every evening at seven-thirty, citizens and consumers get a chance to sound off and air their complaints. Don't miss Blow It Out Your Ass!...") and outrageously funny (such as when he compares people of faith to UFO believers), and he's always irreverent ("A children's museum sounds like a good idea, but I would imagine it's not very easy to breathe inside the little glass cases"). The one topic that gets under his skin is euphemisms and, related to that, political correctness: "I can remember when I was young that poor people lived in slums. Not anymore. These days, the economically disadvantaged occupy substandard housing in the inner cities. It's so much nicer for them." Needless to say, Carlin has his comic timing down pat. His energetic reading is punctuated by conversational bits ("Hah? Whaddya think? Maybe?") and enhanced by his deft vocal variation (such as when he's narrating the "Continuing Story of Mary & Joseph"), making listeners will feel as if they've got a front-row seat at one of his comedy shows.
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The latest book by longtime stand-up comic Carlin will undoubtedly join his previous "acts" in book form on the best-seller lists, so expect demand. Here are more of his irreverent, hilarious takes on contemporary social and political issues; as anyone who is familiar with his routines and books knows, Carlin doesn't let current notions of what is politically correct stand in the way of his taking a jab. So this series of short observations, one flung at the reader right after another, encompasses the Ten Commandments ("a padded list"), an anti-plastic surgery stance ("Ugliness should be a permanent condition"), body maintenance ("Every time you clip [a toenail], the little clipped part flies several feet away. You notice that?"), and euphemistic language (the first instance was being instructed to call his aunt's mole a "beauty mark"). The book is not meant to be read straight through but, rather, dipped into here and there. The language is explicit; therefore, this is not recommended for readers advocating propriety in speech on every occasion. Brad Hooper
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Top Customer Reviews
George Carlin pwns me (and you)!
Now that that's out of the way, this is one funny book. If anyone read NAPALM AND SILLY PUTTY or his brilliant BRAINDROPPINGS, and you loved those, belive me, this one is even better.
Sure, this is irreverent and at times crude. What isn't nowadays? How about the war? But the genius of Carlin is that he's got an element of seriousness about him. He's like Chris Rock--very funny but telling the truth at the same time, saying what all or most of us are thinking but too afraid to say.
Do yourself a favor and get this hilarious new book and if not, then get over yourselves and stop bashing poor George. On second thought, don't, since you're only proving a point of his about ignorant people.
Regina Marketington of Delaware
Also recommended: THE DAILY SHOW and BARK OF THE DOGWOOD
Would also recommend DRESS YOUR FAMILY by Sedaris and THE BARK OF THE DOGWOOD
A couple of other good books to read for their profound impact are: NIGHTMARES ECHO by Katlyn Stewart and RUNNING WITH SCISSORS by Augusten Burroughs
Most recent customer reviews
Definitely a fun read. I thought Carlin would go into more detail about his thoughts on religion and politics, but the majority of the content is based on his critisism of society. Read morePublished 2 months ago by Amazon Customer
Good book as i am a huge George Carlin fan. The book gets old at times but I always find myself going back to it. Lots of thought provoking reading from George.Published on Dec 29 2013 by mike_oooo
George Carlin used to be funny, but somewhere along the line he turned into my father. He just sounds like another old guy complaining about everything. EVERYTHING. Read morePublished on Jan. 3 2006 by Douglas Pass
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