Alright, all you Mariah fans have weighed in with your four and five star reviews. Now it's time for a regular movie viewer to comment. This film is complete dreck!
Mira Sorvino must have blown through her cash or owed a friend a favor because this film will certainly not justify her Oscar status. She is as bland and bored as can be throughout this. In her defense, the average viewer feels the same way. In the first 2/3 of this movie, nothing happens. Really, nothing happens.
Mira, Mariah and Melora (try saying that three times fast) play three waitress in a mob restaurant who just babble at each other. They talk about drunk driving, saving baby squirrels, lost dads and the Charleston(yup). Mariah -- who appears to be wearing her own too-small clothes -- incessantly flaps and waves her arms in the air like some giant kinky-haired bird. Scary. Melora has the unfortunate task of making the most ridiculous character seem believable. She fails. The last 1/3 of the film does have some action, but it is some of the most ridiculous, implausable stuff you will EVER see.
There is a reason it did not get released to the theaters - all involved would probably sue after their carreers were totally destroyed. This movie is so bad it's, well it's just so bad.