The Worst of the Worst (List 5)

The list author says:
	"A three star movie. WOW. This movie is so incomprehensible I LOVED watching it. Most hilarious part - when the father yells “BLANCHE”! The audio commentary explains why the film makes no sense."

The list author says:
	"A two star film. A moronic and pretty much unfunny movie, about a trip across Europe. The Hitler kid and the German truck driver were funny though. Starring Michelle Trachtenberg and Lucy Lawless!"

The list author says:
	"A two star movie. A really boring movie about people in Toronto. But I liked seeing Mary Louise Parker, Molly Parker, and especially Pascale Bussieres onscreen. Starring Gavin Crawford!"

The list author says:
	"An unfunny and annoying comedy making fun of romance films. I’m a big Alyson Hannigan fan, so I would like to give the movie two stars, but the film is so crappy I can’t."

The list author says:
	"A two star movie. I’m a fan of Jennifer Connolly, the daughter is adorable, and the film also stars John C. Reilly and Tim Roth! But the movie is dreadfully boring, and a talented cast goes to waste."

The list author says:
	"An annoying and moronic movie about a murderous tooth fairy. If that sounds stupid, it is. I’m an Emma Caulfield fan (she’s from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer show), but even she can’t save this film."

The list author says:
	"A retarded action film, about a war between humans and vampires. One vampire (Milla Jovovich) kills about ten million guys armed with guns. I guess they have bad aim. The CGI effects are terrible."

The list author says:
	"A two star movie. Dreadfully boring film, with unimpressive deaths, and the alien looks fake. The background music is cool though. Thankfully the alien looks real in the other movies of the series."

The list author says:
	"A two star movie. Boring film about a secretary who likes spankings. I liked the spankings though. By the way, this is a one star list (unless otherwise noted) and the list is in no particular order."

The list author says:
	"A two star movie. The lovely Catherine Deneuve delivers an impressive performance in this movie about a woman slowly going insane. However, this is a dreadfully BORING film."

The list author says:
	"A completely unfunny and boring “comedy” from the Cohen brothers. I’m a huge fan of their work, so I was bitterly disappointed by this film. Starring John Goodman, Holly Hunter and Charles Durning!"

The list author says:
	"A two star movie. Good cast, with lots of familiar faces, in a BORING and stupid movie, about a bounty hunter. The final shootout wasn’t bad though. “Lateesha” is incredibly annoying."

The list author says:
	"A two star movie. A stupid teen sex romp, with no female nudity. There are a few funny parts, but most of the humor falls flat. The overweight guy is funny. The librarian is HOT! Starring Bill Maher!"

The list author says:
	"A two star movie. Boring comedy about the filming of a movie. The only funny part: when one guy said “I can’t act” and the other guy said “I know”. Gillian Anderson is HOT and is a pleasure to see."

The list author says:
	"A two star movie. Disappointing Farrelly brothers movie, which simply isn’t funny, except for a few parts near the start. The normally unattractive Renee Zellwegger looks attractive in this film."

The list author says:
	"A two star movie. Boring film about a Peeping Tom who witnesses a murder. The girls look great though. Starring Dennis Franz!"

The list author says:
	"A two star movie. A boring and predictable film about a battered wife hiding from her husband. The ending is unintentionally hilarious - the rest of the film is just stupid."

The list author says:
	"A two star film. A boring/unfunny film. The only good parts are when the police battle with the protesters (I was hoping they’d kill the Queen), and the doctor’s speech in the final scene of the film."

The list author says:
	"A two star movie. Incredibly boring film about people looking for cannibals. And guess what they find? This film features real animal cruelty, and some VERY impressive violence and torture scenes."

The list author says:
	"An incredibly predictable two star movie. The only parts I liked were when the women were tied and gagged. Keanu Reeves delivers a terrible performance as the killer. Starring Marisa Tomei!"

The list author says:
	"A two star movie. The only thing I liked in this film was the occasional bit of unintentional hilarity. I enjoy nudity, but there was so much it got boring fast. Starring Jack McGee & Gina Gershon!"

The list author says:
	"A two star movie. I’m proud to say I have a bestiality scene in my film collection. But like ALMOST ALL softcore pornos, this film is BORING. The torture scenes are well done, but aren’t long enough."

The list author says:
	"A two star movie. An incredibly stupid, disgusting, and boring film, about homeless people melting after drinking some bad liquor. There’s a few funny parts, but most of the humor falls flat."

The list author says:
	"A boring/annoying/unfunny/predictable film, about a woman (Sandra Bullock) who hates working for her boss (Hugh Grant), then falls in love with him, and (as always in these films) complications ensue."

The list author says:
	"I expected to hate this movie, and I was right. The guys in the gangs are supposed to be dangerous, but they seem more like harmless dorks. I can’t believe I sat through the entire film."