1.0 out of 5 stars
An infuriating, unrewarding book., May 31 2000
This review is from: Yankee Doodle Dead (Mass Market Paperback)
One of the surest ways to ward people off from a book or movie is to spoil the whole plot for them, and I came dangerously close to revealing who shot the corrupt, domineering General Bud Hatch in Yankee Doodle Dead in the first sentence of this review. I eventually decided against doing so (the solution to no mystery should be spoiled, I suppose, no matter how bad the book), but the fact that I contemplated using such drastic measures should scream a definite message - _stay away!_ Yankee Doodle Dead is irredeemable in so many ways that it traverses all individual boundaries of what constitutes badness - the pacing is horrible; the bulk of the supporting characters is ill-defined and indistinguishable; the story of the motives behind the murder, which could've been intriguing and moving in the hands of another author, jumps out of nowhere in the last fifteen pages and is hardly developed at all; and the protagonist, nympho bimbo Annie Darling, precious, incapable of taking anything seriously, and at turns passive-aggressive and bullyingly imperious, is the most distasteful character I've encountered in the mystery realm. (Her buffoonish slacker husband, Max, isn't much better.)
It got to the point where I became nigh-completely detached from the story's events and could only ask myself annoyed questions - Why would a community celebrate America's Independence Day with the work of Shakespeare, an English poet? Why are career military people always depicted in mysteries as either irrational control-freak tyrants or messed-up head cases? How could a newcomer - a _Yankee_ newcomer - to such a tightly-knit Southern community gain such ungodly power in such short time? Why are the women of the island hailed as such feminist pioneers when half of them are raring to jump in the sack with Hatch and the other half can't even stand up to him? Why is Bud Hatch considered so bad when Max and Annie are arguably just as intrusive and abusive with their influence and knowledge? (And to what end does the author inject incongruous, clumsy allusions to other mystery series onto every other page? The end result reads like one of _The Onion_'s faux sports stories parodying the extent of commercial endorsements - "The Home Depot Cubs took the lead in the top of the Chevy Lumina Second Inning...the hard-fought victory, much like a frost-brewed Budweiser, left a great taste in their mouths...") The author doesn't even allow the reader the pleasure of trying to piece together the "clues", as irrelevant to the eventual solution as they are, himself; the narrative analyzes every single possible way that each tidbit could relate to the crime, so that there's absolutely no...well, mystery to it, leaving all the fun of watching someone else play a video game.
The only positive bits in the book are the occasional muddy glimpses of marvelous prose - which here, unfortunately, only serve to illustrate all the more vividly the reasons why Annie's skull should be cracked with a crowbar. Judging from other readers' comments, I seem to have come in on the Death on Demand series on a very sub-par volume, but its insufferable heroine alone is enough to steer me away from it for good. Avoid this book.
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2.0 out of 5 stars
Please send Annie's mother-in-law on a very long vacation., Jan 29 2000
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This review is from: Yankee Doodle Dead (Mass Market Paperback)
I enjoy Carolyn Hart's mysteries, but Laurel is getting very annoying and boring. I enjoy the references to other mystery writers and the rest of her characters are usually well-written. One other minor complaint, please stop the cutesy pie allusions to Annie and her hubby when they're about to "get intimate." Puhleeze, it's just too juvenile for words.
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4.0 out of 5 stars
why the lists of books?, Jan 3 2000
By A Customer
This review is from: Yankee Doodle Dead (Mass Market Paperback)
I buy the Annie and Max books, but I skip over the interminable book lists the author includes every few pages. If she wants to recommend other mysteries, how about putting the lists at the end, when they don't distract from the book. If she is just padding the word count, tsk tsk.
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