You’ve eaten too much candy at Christmas…but have you ever eaten the face off a six-footstuffed Santa? You’ve seen gingerbread houses…but have you ever made your own gingerbread tenement? You’ve woken up with a hangover…but have you ever woken up next to Kris Kringle himself? Augusten Burroughs has, and in this caustically funny, nostalgic, poignant, and moving collection he recounts Christmases past and present—as only he could. With gimleteyed wit and illuminated prose, Augusten shows how the holidays bring out the worst in us and sometimes, just sometimes, the very, very best.
You Better Not Cry: Stories for Christmas
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"In his trademark wit and self-deprecating humor . . . Burroughs compiles his favorite Christmas memories. From gnawing the face off of a life-size wax Santa to waking up beside a naked real-life Saint Nick at the Waldorf Astoria, Burroughs spares no details describing why Christmas has always been his favorite holiday." --Vanity Fair
"For those who like their holiday spirit with gallons of vodka and a heaping portion of irreverence, You Better Not Cry is at times a laugh-out-loud read. . . . Burroughs is as frank and revealing as ever. . . . Fans won't be disappointed." --San Francisco Chronicle
"Burroughs succeeds best at evoking true holiday spirit, reminding us that whatever's left after the bulbs stop twinkling, the cookies are all eaten, and the trees lose their tinsel is what's most important." --Elle
"Terribly funny, in his tragically honest style . . . You may not cry, but you'll definitely laugh." --The Miami Herald
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"For those who like their holiday spirit with gallons of vodka and a heaping portion of irreverence, You Better Not Cry is at times a laugh-out-loud read. . . . Burroughs is as frank and revealing as ever. . . . Fans won't be disappointed." --San Francisco Chronicle
"Burroughs succeeds best at evoking true holiday spirit, reminding us that whatever's left after the bulbs stop twinkling, the cookies are all eaten, and the trees lose their tinsel is what's most important." --Elle
"Terribly funny, in his tragically honest style . . . You may not cry, but you'll definitely laugh." --The Miami Herald
About the Author
Augusten Burroughs is the author of Running with Scissors, Dry, Magical Thinking: True Stories, Possible Side Effects, and A Wolf at the Table. He is also the author of the novel Sellevision, which is currently in development for film. The film version of Running with Scissors, directed by Ryan Murphy and produced by Brad Pitt, was released in October 2006 and starred Joseph Cross, Brian Cox, Annette Bening (nominated for a Golden Globe for her role), Alec Baldwin and Evan Rachel Wood. Augusten's writing has appeared in numerous magazines and newspapers around the world including The New York Times and New York Magazine. In 2005 Entertainment Weekly named him one of “The 25 Funniest People in America.” He resides in New York City and Western Massachusetts.
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By T. Berndt
Format:Hardcover
I picked this up on a whim during boxing week clearances, mostly because of the cover picture.
The first couple of pages in, I was laughing out loud. I laughed through the entire first half of the book, which I devoured quickly.
Suddenly, the book changes its tone to more somber, but still has a few funny moments. By the end, I was near tears, but not in a heavy, sad way. I felt moved by the series of events that had taken place from beginning to end.
I had never heard of Auguston Burroughs before this book, but will be reading more of his work again soon. A quick, but entrancing read. I recommend it!
The first couple of pages in, I was laughing out loud. I laughed through the entire first half of the book, which I devoured quickly.
Suddenly, the book changes its tone to more somber, but still has a few funny moments. By the end, I was near tears, but not in a heavy, sad way. I felt moved by the series of events that had taken place from beginning to end.
I had never heard of Auguston Burroughs before this book, but will be reading more of his work again soon. A quick, but entrancing read. I recommend it!
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By MD
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Format:Hardcover
I believe I've now read all of Augusten Burroughs' stories. While this particular book was not my favourite, I still found it quite enjoyable. It reads more as a collection of short stories about notable Christmases throughout his life, so I read them throughout the month of December to get in the spirit. As in his other stories, Burroughs approaches all of his quirky/bizarre/sad/fun/odd ordeals with humour and with substance. His less-than-perfect Christmases are no exception.
If you enjoyed his other books, you will enjoy this too - but I won't be pushing others to read this the way I've pushed Dry and Possible Side Effects.
If you enjoyed his other books, you will enjoy this too - but I won't be pushing others to read this the way I've pushed Dry and Possible Side Effects.
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