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You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News: Shocking but Utterly True Facts [Paperback]

Cracked.com (Author)
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Release Date: Dec 28 2010
From the most-read humor site on the internet, Cracked.com

YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE…
 
You're going to wish you never picked up this book.

Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in:

* A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain.
* The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. And that apple. And that strawberry yogurt.
* Think dolphins are our friends? Then these sex-crazed thrill killers of the sea have you right where they want you.
* The most important discovery in the history of genetics? Francis Crick came up with it while on LSD.
* Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are.

If you’re a fan of The Oatmeal or Frak.com and hate being wrong about stuff, you’ll love what you find in YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE from the twisted minds at Cracked.

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"In a sea of literary lies, finally a book that will tell you the truth about the things you need to know."
-Sarah Silverman

"Smart, funny, and cool."
-Roger Ebert

"The funniest, wisest, greatest book ever written! I keep reading and rereading it here in my padded cell!"
-Stan Lee

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"In a sea of literary lies, finally a book that will tell you the truth about the things you need to know."
-Sarah Silverman

"Smart, funny, and cool."
-Roger Ebert

"The funniest, wisest, greatest book ever written! I keep reading and rereading it here in my padded cell!"
-Stan Lee

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3.0 out of 5 stars As Pleasant a Read as an Afternoon on the Cracked Website May 30 2012
By Bill
Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase
There's nothing new in this book. It is a selection of articles that can be found on the Cracked website. As such, I'm not sure I needed to buy the book, although I hadn't found or read many of the selections on my frequent visits to the site. So, perhaps I could say that the editor did some work in winnowing out the better stuff. Overall I'm not disappointed with my purchase, but should you wish to save money, go to the site and read. It's cheaper.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Great Read, but borrows heavily from existing material Mar 10 2011
By Laird
Format:Paperback
I love [...].

It's one of the few websites I visit every single day. When this book was released I basically couldn't say no, and happily picked it up.

As is true with most of the [...] articles, each entry in the book is surprisingly funny, while teaching you something you almost definitly didn't know.

I was very disappointed however, that the bulk of the material in this book, were articles I had allready read on the website, with just a smattering of new work. For some reason, I was expecting this book to be all new content.

However, I have often re-read many of the articles on [...], and I still enjoyed reading through the recycled material for the second (or third) time. So I am still satisfied with this book overall.

This will be a great book to lend to folks who don't get to the website every day.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Worth the money April 16 2011
By Jamenán
Format:Paperback
Most things by Cracked have the rightful word "bloody funny" prefixed to them-- or suffixed, whatever your order may be-- and this is no exception. The drawings in the book were really good and the articles were interesting.
I should have liked a Hardcover edition, as it seems the actual book is a bit fragile (front and back pages easily bent) but such is the case with most paperback books.
The contents of the book are really good. If you fancy funny reads, this is for you.
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