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All Quiet on the Orient Express (Paperback)

by Magnus Mills (Author)
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Magnus Mills may have single-handedly invented a new fictional genre: the Kafkaesque novel of work. First, his Booker-shortlisted The Restraint of Beasts brought to fence-building the kind of black humor found in a Coen brothers movie. Now, in All Quiet on the Orient Express, Mills turns his deadpan prose on some very odd jobs, indeed. The unnamed narrator is on holiday for a few weeks, camping in England's Lake District before beginning an extended journey to India. He sees no reason not to agree when the campground owner--the sinister Tommy Parker, who seems mainly to engage in "buying and selling"--asks him to help out with a simple chore. As this is a Magnus Mills novel, however, no chore can possibly be simple. Through error or bad luck, one task leads to another, and the narrator quickly finds himself trapped by his own passivity and a very English reluctance to cause a fuss. Soon he's doing homework for Parker's daughter, being kicked on and off the darts team at the local pub, and learning how to perform a series of menial jobs. ("Have you ever operated a circular saw?" "Driven a tractor before?" "What are you like with a hammer and nails?")

There's a lot that's strange about this little town. Where have all the females gone? Why does everyone seem to think he should take over the town milk route? Why won't the shops stock his beloved baked beans? Both the grocer and the pub are oddly eager to let him run up tabs, and there's no sign of payment from Tommy Parker. It seems, in fact, that the narrator's early suspicions have been fulfilled: "I'd inadvertently become his servant." Like the Hall brothers from The Restraint of Beasts, Parker is volatile, irrational, and all-powerful--a primitive god ruling over his own creation. As the narrator falls further and further under his sway, All Quiet on the Orient Express becomes a striking allegory of labor and capital, purgatory and judgment, and the uncanniness of manual work. --Mary Park --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.



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Booker and Whitbread Prize-finalist (and former bus driver) Mills (The Restraint of Beasts) maintains his reputation as a wry humorist, here transforming a fly-by-night entrepreneurial work ethic into a cue for a Kafkaesque comedy of manual labor. Mills's unnamed protagonist is an itinerant odd jobber hoping to save enough money for a trip to the "East" (Turkey, Persia and India). Meanwhile he's camping, living off canned beans and doing various chores in England's Lake District for camp manager and enigmatic jack-of-all trades Tommy Parker. Parker gathers scrap metal, runs shady ads in the Trader's Gazette, collects motorcycles and concocts hopelessly complicated schemes. The jobs he cooks up for the narrator, such as painting gates and a flotilla of rowboats, are seemingly simpleAyet they prove unpredictably disastrous, each task leading to another in a nightmarish shaggy dog novel of odd jobs getting odder. The narrator struggles under his mounting tabs at the pub and the grocer's, realizing that he seems to have acquired a sense of obligation toward his new environs, or is it rather an unfamiliar form of attachment? As the tourist season winds down, the narrator bonds with Parker's 15-year-old daughter, helping her with her homework, teaching her to play darts and engaging in a nice bit of comic sexual tension. The bleak off-season Lake District is made lively with darkly startling characters like Deaken, the schlemiel milkman, and a neighbor who constantly wears a cardboard Christmas crown. Unsettling touches such as the winter shortages of good biscuits, favorite ales and females, as well as the vague whiff of a mysterious town conspiracy, keep this story wicked, witty and weird. The deadpan humor is perhaps a touch less black in this laudable if less edgy followup to The Restraint of Beasts, but Mills never needs to raise his unique voice to make his disquieting mark. (Sept.)
Copyright 1999 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Parable about Isolation, Mar 11 2004
By M. JEFFREY MCMAHON "herculodge" (Torrance, CA USA) - See all my reviews
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An unnamed narrator tells us he's about to embark on a quest to visit the Orient but he must, he explains, get his scooter repaired so he waits in a sort of limbo at pastoral campsite on the edges of a small town that is lorded over by the imperious Mr. Parker, a capitalistic patriarch who is at the center of all the town's commerce. Mr. Parker has a lovely daughter who arouses our narrator's senses but merely titilates him. One mishap after another makes the narrator feel obliged to stay longer in the town even though he keeps reminding us--and himself--that he wants to break free and begin his exotic travels. His major impediment to leaving, he would have us believe, is Mr. Parker, a brutal, intimidating man who demands that the narrator do all sorts of chores and odd-jobs for him, but gradually we realize that the narrator is afraid to adventure out of his comfort zone and would rather live in the relative prison of Mr. Parker's campsite tent, with its severely limiting rules, than inch his way into the flux of the vital, real, outside world. Thus the novel's theme is the conflict between our need to branch out and challenge ourselves vs. our tendency to roll up into the fetal position and die a spiritual death in our tiny world of comfort and familiarity. This theme is further explored in Mills' subsequent novel Three to See the King.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Some very odd jobs indeed . . ., Sep 6 2001
By Michael K. Smith (Gonzales, Louisiana) - See all my reviews
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There?s something about British humor that no other English-language literature will ever be able to supplant. The narrator -- whose name we never learn -- is a young odd-jobs-man who is presently on holiday with his motorbike and tent in the Lake District. It?s late summer, he?s been at the campground a week, and he?s about to depart, when Tommy Parker offers him a bit of temporary employment painting the front gate. One thing leads to another, and the narrator finds himself responsible for painting a flock of rowboats, cutting firewood (on loan, as Mr. Parker seems to have rented him out), spending his evenings at the local pub (where he?s recruited for the darts team), and being drafted by 15-year-old Gail Parker to do her homework. But money almost never changes hands. Everyone in the area knows everything about everyone else -- including him, he discovers. And then Mr. Deakin, the milkman disappears into the lake while helping locate the new mooring raft, and the narrator finds himself with the milk route, as well. The story is perfectly deadpan, in a very sly, droll way, and the effect is cumulative and almost Hitchcockian -- especially the last page! Even though one might get annoyed with the narrator for allowing himself to be so thoroughly taken advantage of, this is a most delightful yarn.
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5.0 out of 5 stars A book in which nothing happens, April 4 2001
I love the way in which Mills describes very little of the people in the book. Every image which comes to mind is our own creation. The image of the chap who wears the cardboard crown everywhere is very amusing!

This story - about nothing really - grabs you the reader and sweeps you along with its treatment of mundane activities and the way in which each seemingly normal event takes on sinister undertones.

reat little book. Every bit as good as The Restraint of Beasts!

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2.0 out of 5 stars A Protagonist Perhaps More Sinister Than His Boss
I agree with the other reviews, but only up to a point. That point is the ending, in which the poor, put-upon kick-me-Charley sudddenly turns sinister. Read more
Published on Feb 21 2001

4.0 out of 5 stars Held My Interest
I really didn't feel that they was much of a plot to this story but what surprised me is how I was able to read it during one weekend and it actually held my interest. Read more
Published on Feb 19 2001 by Deborah Di Gioia

4.0 out of 5 stars A NAGGING CONSCIENCE...
In echoing the title of Erich Maria Remarque's novel, All Quiet on the Western Front, Magnus Mills has deepened and darkened, quite considerably, the meaning and metaphor of his... Read more
Published on Sep 24 2000 by DENNIS TEARLE

4.0 out of 5 stars A window into the world of the odd-job man
It is a good book, but not for those that like a 'beginning, middle and end' to their fiction. Think of it as a few chapters from the narrators' life and you will get the idea... Read more
Published on Aug 17 2000 by Down loads

4.0 out of 5 stars Strange but intriguing.
Strange story about a young man who decides to take a short camping trip before heading off to explore India. Read more
Published on Jun 14 2000 by Meg Brunner

4.0 out of 5 stars A Deadpan Trip To Purgatory
Without a doubt, this is a modern masterpiece. An unnamed narrator on a camping holiday in England's Lake District gets entangled in an extended Kafkaesque morass. Read more
Published on Jun 2 2000 by A. Ross

1.0 out of 5 stars Must've been in the sleeping car
I did not like this book. As far as the plot goes, it's about a guy that's on vacation in the Lake District of England who gets roped into doing odd jobs, lets himself be... Read more
Published on Mar 6 2000 by P. Bojsen

4.0 out of 5 stars A very spooky unnerving read
The only reason that I didn't give this 5 stars is because it is quite similar to 'Restraint of Beasts' although this is really much eerier as the plot centres around a single... Read more
Published on Oct 5 1999

5.0 out of 5 stars CLEVER FABLE WITH AN ENDEARING NINNY
Magnus Mills is a genius for creating anti-heroes we care about and love and remember so well. He did it in Restraint of Beasts and does it again in his latest effort. Read more
Published on Oct 2 1999 by M. JEFFREY MCMAHON

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