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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
So terrible, you won't want to waste a match to burn it., Jan 24 2008
This, people, has to be the single most horrible sequel to pride and prejudice EVER written. Do I have something to back this up except my own feeling of boredom and disgust? Yes, I do! So, hang on tight, it might get ugly!
Every piece written has a timeline, no matter how you play with it, it does have a sequel of events. P&P's goes like this: Michealmas (sept. 29 or oct. 10-11 depending on the history, so let's say early october.) Bingley and friends take up Netherfield Park, They meet oh... Mid october. The Netherfield party is gone by the end of november. Lizzy goes to Kent around end of march. Darcy propose early to mid-april. They meet again in Pemberley at the end of july, beginning of August. Lydia leaves Brighton at around the same time. She is married by early september. Bingley goes back to Netherfield Say mid october, everyone is married by christmas. Are we all agreed? I thought so, except for this author. Because at the time where the story starts, Christmas time, it has been almost a year since Darcy and Elizabeth have been married, that means Jane also, right? Apparently not, cause she already has a child of over a year and is ready to pop with her second. That means Bingley would have had to get her pregnant on their first encounter, way before they were married and... You get the point. Lydia, who got married three months before her sisters is pregnant with her fourth is less than four years... Or so says Mrs. Bennet. Can anyone spot a mistake in there somewhere? Me too.
Now, the characterisation is laughable. Lizzy is meek and afraid of Darcy because she feels constantly in his debt. She doesn't talk to him, the teasing and liveliness of her spirit has apparently been lost somewhere along the 'I will' and she's so insecure that The amazing Elizabeth bennet becomes annoying. Darcy barely talks to Lizzy about anything. He's reverted to his old self. Georgiana is the biggest brat I have ever read of. All the other characters are caricatures of their personalities in the book. It`s almost unbearable.
The story is... Well, there isn't that much of a plot really. It's Christmas and the Darcy's welcome their family to Pemberley (both sides, include Darcy's equivalent of Mr. Collins) and it turns into a nightmare. Add in an imaginary lost love, illegitimate child, Elizabeth's failing has a woman (i.e., Darcy hasn't gotten her pregnant yet) and you have a big fat pointless mess. The end has been cut short like the author ran out of ways to explain herself and just wanted to get it over with. that or nobody could get the end and she just slapped something there to make it look finished. It isn't. It isn't anything in fact. I've read much better fanfics for free on the net. Don't spend your money on the book, you'll be sorely disappointed.
Oh! and to those who love her Elizabeth is Lizzy, not Eliza! That was also annoying.
So all things considered, is there are word worse than terrible? Troll?
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