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Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Widescreen)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Widescreen)
DVD ~ Kristy Swanson
Offered by Lotsofgoodstuff
Price: CDN$ 8.99
13 used & new from CDN$ 0.55

1.0 out of 5 stars UGH!, Jan 13 2004
To think that a great TV show was born of this disaster is astounding! This film tried to be a comedy but it failed miserably. It tried to be an action film, but it failed miserably. The lead actress playing Buffy has the talent of a thimble. The whole idea of Buffy was retooled for TV and it was amazing.

Batman Returns (Widescreen/Full Screen)
Batman Returns (Widescreen/Full Screen)
DVD ~ Michael Keaton
Offered by M and N Media Canada
Price: CDN$ 49.29
9 used & new from CDN$ 0.01

5.0 out of 5 stars BEST Batman yet!, Jan 9 2004
Far superior to its predecessor, this film had it all. Top notch acting, good writing, action, humor and darkness! Michelle Pfeiffer made living history as Catwoman. She took a well known character and made it all her own. Unfortunately the severely untalented Halle Berry has now taken over the Catwoman legacy so it is inevitable let-down. Well at least we will always have Michelle in black vinyl with a bull whip making men pay for their oppressive & misogynistic ways.

Batman & Robin (Widescreen)
Batman & Robin (Widescreen)
DVD ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger
Offered by M and N Media Canada
Price: CDN$ 46.03
10 used & new from CDN$ 2.97

2.0 out of 5 stars Uma saves it from being a total loss, Jan 9 2004
This review is from: Batman & Robin (Widescreen) (DVD)
This film is a complete waste of time, energy and money. On that note the only saving grace is the uberfab Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy. She really camped it up and had a blast toying with the men. The rest are all but a joke. Clooney is ok, but such a let down from Val Kilmer (who really seemed to get it). Chris O'Donnell is good, but relys too much on whining. Alicia Silverstone is just plain fat and ugly. Hello! Batgirl wears a cowl, not an eye mask! Schwarznegger was PATHETIC! The man is not an actor, he is a personality. The whole film was nothing but cheap one-liners and you can pretty much just skip the last 30 minutes (it is ridiculous). The best scene however is the infamous "gorilla striptease" with Poison Ivy at the ball. That scene literally had me standing in the aisle clapping with glee!

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2-Disc Collector's Edition)
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2-Disc Collector's Edition)
DVD ~ Johnny Depp
Price: CDN$ 9.83
63 used & new from CDN$ 0.01

5.0 out of 5 stars Fun family film, Jan 9 2004
Disney scores again! The acting is superb and the story rolls right along. Lots of fun action and Depp steals the show with his witty & fun take on Keith Richards as a pirate. The DVD is LOADED with all sorts of fun and interesting treats, so sit back & enjoy!

Maid in Manhattan (Widescreen) [Import]
Maid in Manhattan (Widescreen) [Import]
DVD ~ Jennifer Lopez
Offered by importcds__
Price: CDN$ 4.28
32 used & new from CDN$ 0.01

1.0 out of 5 stars Aye Carumba, Jan 9 2004
The only believable part of this movie was J-Lo as a common scrub girl.

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (Widescreen) [Import]
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (Widescreen) [Import]
DVD ~ Kate Hudson
Offered by thebookcommunity_ca
Price: CDN$ 27.08
11 used & new from CDN$ 0.01

1.0 out of 5 stars Pee-Yew, Jan 9 2004
How To Lose My Lunch In 10 Minutes! Yeah the plot is so original and the stars are so talented...NOT!

Under The Tuscan Sun
Under The Tuscan Sun
DVD ~ Diane Lane
Price: CDN$ 9.66
18 used & new from CDN$ 4.48

4.0 out of 5 stars Looks OK, Jan 9 2004
This review is from: Under The Tuscan Sun (DVD)
I'll buy if for nothing more than Sandra Oh. She is funnier than a barrel of chinese monkeys. Can't wait to see the scorpion fall down lane's blouse either. Wonder if she gets stung or her bum is boiled by the loo.

X-Men 1.5
X-Men 1.5
DVD ~ Patrick Stewart
Offered by gamerudy
Price: CDN$ 14.95
23 used & new from CDN$ 0.01

4.0 out of 5 stars Sets the stage, Jan 8 2004
This review is from: X-Men 1.5 (DVD)
While not as good as the sequel, this film is one of the best "comic book" movies to roll off the lines in years! Still we could have seen more of Mystique though. She really steals the show!

Catch Me If You Can (Widescreen Two-Disc Special Edition) [Import]
Catch Me If You Can (Widescreen Two-Disc Special Edition) [Import]
DVD ~ Leonardo DiCaprio
Price: CDN$ 10.15
36 used & new from CDN$ 0.01

1.0 out of 5 stars Better run!, Jan 8 2004
Leo is a has-been and a used piece of meat. You may not catch him, but you will catch a nasty social disease.

Superman III (Widescreen)
Superman III (Widescreen)
DVD ~ Christopher Reeve
Offered by discounts
Price: CDN$ 3.49
18 used & new from CDN$ 1.95

5.0 out of 5 stars The cyborg is hilarious, Jan 8 2004
This review is from: Superman III (Widescreen) (DVD)
I love when Bubba's diesel sister, Vera turns into the cyborg. It scared the bejeesus out of me as a child, but now I see the humor in it. Way funnier than Richard Pryor.

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