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Resident Evil 5
Resident Evil 5
Offered by biddeal
Price: CDN$ 12.83
36 used & new from CDN$ 0.60

5.0 out of 5 stars And people think punching a boulder is somehow...strange..., Feb. 2 2012
Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars 
This review is from: Resident Evil 5 (Video Game)
In RE5, you have an initial badguy with a fake 1950's chicago criminal accent, his accomplice who wears a cloak and a fox mask, who you track down after being pursued by motorcycle zombies, who you eventually pursue to an oil rig so that it can blow up, which you flee from and then get snuck upon by his STEALTH COMBAT YACHT in a conveniently located swamp, all while in the background you have the hammiest villain ever made (who has ALWAYS been hammy), wearing the most ridiculous outfit imaginable (it's made out of some checkered tarp material), who uses his matrix kung-fu to beat you up before fleeing to the ANCIENT AFRICAN ZOMBIE RUINS, which are conveniently located next to his SUPERTANKER port. His supertanker which, by the way, also has a runway suitable for his STEALTH BOMBER, and a weapon tied to a laserbeam from SPACE, and then he flies the STEALTH BOMBER but oh no it crashes into that active volcano right off the coast of Africa. You know, that one? And then they duke it out in the volcano, before discovering the power of friendship and timing the dual rocket blasts to Wesker's face.

Resident Evil 5
Resident Evil 5
Offered by Orion Xpress
Price: CDN$ 11.97
45 used & new from CDN$ 3.99

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars And people think punching a boulder is somehow...strange..., Feb. 2 2012
Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars 
This review is from: Resident Evil 5 (Video Game)
In RE5, you have an initial badguy with a fake 1950's chicago criminal accent, his accomplice who wears a cloak and a fox mask, who you track down after being pursued by motorcycle zombies, who you eventually pursue to an oil rig so that it can blow up, which you flee from and then get snuck upon by his STEALTH COMBAT YACHT in a conveniently located swamp, all while in the background you have the hammiest villain ever made (who has ALWAYS been hammy), wearing the most ridiculous outfit imaginable (it's made out of some checkered tarp material), who uses his matrix kung-fu to beat you up before fleeing to the ANCIENT AFRICAN ZOMBIE RUINS, which are conveniently located next to his SUPERTANKER port. His supertanker which, by the way, also has a runway suitable for his STEALTH BOMBER, and a weapon tied to a laserbeam from SPACE, and then he flies the STEALTH BOMBER but oh no it crashes into that active volcano right off the coast of Africa. You know, that one? And then they duke it out in the volcano, before discovering the power of friendship and timing the dual rocket blasts to Wesker's face.

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