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Kindred the Embraced
Kindred the Embraced
DVD ~ Stacy Haiduk
Offered by M and N Media Canada
Price: CDN$ 170.45
9 used & new from CDN$ 25.00

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Why I won't give this series five stars, Jan. 12 2003
This review is from: Kindred the Embraced (DVD)
I love the masquerade. Let me say that first. This game line rules all and I defy anyone to find a game that is darker, more realistic and better produced. That being said. What was this .... Don't get me wrong I have this Dvd and the VHS mostly because it's the only way I can see the masquerade on tv without it being on the news with some kid killing his parents and you know what I'm talking about. I'm with those of you who picked this show apart. Where are the other clans? Where are the disciplines? and when, Caine tell me when did gang and gangrel become the same thing? The Brujah were punks and not in a good way. The Toreador were the only clan that actually fit the game standards. The Nosferatu were actually pretty nice looking and yes I know that sounds bad. Where were the Tremere and my beloved Malkavians. Now I did like the idea of them being able to walk by day, I use that in my game sessions but the rest was just .... While Sasha the brujah girl was ... she was just so annoying. We know she's Brujah can she shut up about it all ready. Julian while cool to look at he had the look of a prince but he would not be able to survive he would have gotten torn apart but the Anarchs or other Primogen along time ago. That brings me to Eddie Fiori the Brujah Primogen. I know this is getting long but come on. Can you say dead man along time ago boys and girls. You attack the Prince's bodyguard, your turn the Prince's granddaughter, you defy the Prince on numerous occassions and yet that ... was still walking. Julian should have put him down like a dog in the Primogen room in front of everyone. Okay pretty rough but I take the masquerade very seriously and yes I know it's a roleplaying game so don't bother to point that out. Now you want to know why this show was bad? two words, Aaron Spelling. You game a vampire roleplaying game to a man who makes soap operas what the hell did you think was going to happen. Now if Todd Mcfarlene had of done it the show would still be on today.

Emmanuelle in Space: First Contact [Import]
Emmanuelle in Space: First Contact [Import]
DVD ~ Krista Allen
Price: CDN$ 16.66
14 used & new from CDN$ 11.26

3 of 11 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars What are we talking about here people, Dec 17 2002
Now if any of you have ever read one of my reviews you know that I take movies at face value. I don't read into them... I don't look to them for hidden meaning or anything like that. That being said why are we trying to find quality in porn. I know this might come as a shock to you all but this is porn... soft-core safe for the teenager in you porn. Nothing more. Saying that I'm disappointed in this movie is like saying that the production value of the hardcore movies is terrible. Why... Why waste your time reviewing this...get what you need out of it (and you all know what I mean) and move on

Queen of the Damned (Widescreen) [Import]
Queen of the Damned (Widescreen) [Import]
DVD ~ Aaliyah
Offered by Fulfillment Express CA
Price: CDN$ 15.90
31 used & new from CDN$ 0.24

5.0 out of 5 stars I loved it but it's just an adaptation, Aug. 26 2002
As I've said in other reviews it's just a movie people. So this isn't the best adaptation of the vampire chronicles it's still a very entertaining movie. Stuart Townsend is more Lestat than Tom Cruise was because Lestat is not in his thirties in the books he is late teens early twenties so Townsend fits. But it's just an adaptation. The books were very detailed and very well thought out Anne Rice is the most amazing author alive today but we only have less than two hours to make a movie. If they made The vampire chronicle the way they were written we'd have to make a lord of the rings type movie at best, Harry Potter, well I'll leave that alone. Aaliyah is amazing but the charater of Akasha does not look like that, I'm sorry but she doesn't. Making Marius Lestat sire was a good choice mainly because Magnus the creator from the vampire lestat was not in the story long enough to have a real effect. Where is my Gabrielle. My favorite character is Lestat's mother. She should have been in this one. Going back to my original point. It's an adaptation, there is nothing saying that we can't have another movie called the queen of the damned or the vampire lestat. I hope to claudia that they next time they do this Anne Rice is more involved. Later.

Mad Dogs & Englishmen
Mad Dogs & Englishmen
VHS
8 used & new from CDN$ 1.81

5.0 out of 5 stars Zalman King's Finest, July 4 2002
This review is from: Mad Dogs & Englishmen (VHS Tape)
I loved the idea of a beautiful pirate radio host traveling the streets of Los Angeles in a fully armed 18 wheeler. I live in L.A. and I can't believe there are this many beautiful people riding around in trucks. Just kidding :) It was an excellent movie and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes erotica.

Brotherhood of the Wolf (Widescreen) (Bilingual) [Import]
Brotherhood of the Wolf (Widescreen) (Bilingual) [Import]
DVD ~ Samuel Le Bihan
Offered by M and N Media Canada
Price: CDN$ 52.08
9 used & new from CDN$ 2.96

5.0 out of 5 stars My favorite movie of all time... Get it, watch it, love it., July 4 2002
Action, Customs, Romance, Kung Fu. This isn't for everyone but for those of you with an opened mind. You'll love it.

Beauty&the Beast:Once Upon a T
Beauty&the Beast:Once Upon a T
VHS
5 used & new from CDN$ 11.19

4.0 out of 5 stars A great retelling of a timeless story, July 4 2002
I would have given it Five stars but it's the 80's for God's sake. I hope they bring it up to date and bring back Catherine.

It's the Rage
It's the Rage
DVD ~ Joan Allen
Offered by helvic5
Price: CDN$ 5.37
13 used & new from CDN$ 2.74

5.0 out of 5 stars This movie is the rage!, Aug. 19 2000
This review is from: It's the Rage (DVD)
This movie just proves how talented Giovanni Ribisi and Anna Paquin are. If you see no other part of this very funny movie see the part when Giovanni is at the shooting range and is it just me or did Anna look super hot(as always).

Bandits (Widescreen)
Bandits (Widescreen)
DVD ~ Jutta Hoffmann
Offered by Mikani Collectables
Price: CDN$ 29.99
11 used & new from CDN$ 8.99

5.0 out of 5 stars Why not more stars!, April 8 2000
This review is from: Bandits (Widescreen) (DVD)
Bandits was by far the best movie I've seen about women on the run. Not only does the movie have great acting and a great story line but it quite simply Rocks!. All I have to say is that I hope these lovely ladies don't forget to catch me.

Drunks
Drunks
VHS

5.0 out of 5 stars I love this movie, April 4 2000
This review is from: Drunks (VHS Tape)
Drunks was by far one of the best movies on the subject and lifestyle of substance abusers. I would also suggest Barfly with Mickey Rouke and Faye Dunaway.

New Rose Hotel [Import]
New Rose Hotel [Import]
DVD ~ Christopher Walken
Price: CDN$ 33.45
15 used & new from CDN$ 18.76

5.0 out of 5 stars Give New Rose Hotel a chance, March 27 2000
This review is from: New Rose Hotel [Import] (DVD)
Now look people I know this isn't the Matrix and it's not the best movie out there but I did read the story New Rose Hotel and the movie was closer to the story than Johnny Mnemonic did and beside anything with Chris Walken in it is worth atleast giving it a try. So why not lay off New Rose and go pick on Godzilla or something.

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