3.0 out of 5 stars
Hard 4 Bodies, Oct. 20 2001
Growing up 80's had to be the the greatest era of them all. Amongst movies like "Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Last American Virgin and Hollywood Knights, this movie had my motor rrrrrvn'!!! You could only appreciate it though if you grew up as an 80's teen film buff. Don't bother if your looking for serious acting. Grant Cramer will never be a household name. Between he and his "Carrot Top" look-alike side kick, they manage to convince you through enough "BS" to get you to
watch 3 over-the-hill, never-gonna-get-it, well-to-do, old men; rumble, stumble & bumble their way to more unforseeable lonely nights. Might I add, he gets pa-aid for it too...handsomely. Remember sitting up at night watching "Friday Night Videos"? Well afterwards, this was the kind of movie that kept you up until dawn. Hardbodies is only for the hard charging, nastalgic, hair band era (Prince & the Revolution, Bon Jovi). No acting skills necessary! Have busts, will travel! This movie is for you. Just Don't forget where you come from...Tom Hanks, not included.