first of all it must be broke cuz theres no color ow well
second of all my dad had this movie when i was 9 and it had much more nudity and john holmes[damn fcc always editing stuff]so dont buy the special edition of assablanca

oh yeah a boat this big could really sink shaa rite and monkeys might fly out of my as* i mean come on they didnt even have boats in 1912 at least not boats with metal metal wasent even inventid till like the 60's or sumtin
nice ti*ties in it tho

this can be described it two words hi-larious

this is troma at its best.being a troma junkie i found this great as anything the troma boys have done.this movie is the second best troma flick i've seen next to the toxie movies.
its made evan better by the appearance of the man the myth the legend lemy kilmeister of motorhead.
i showed this to my buddy who never saw a troma film and got him hooked on troma.when i read romeo and juliet i was bored out of my mind,and the leo decrappio made me queesy butt this is the best retelling of that snorefest bill shakespear i've seen
so if your a weirdo or just likeoffbeat movies yull love this flick i did and i'm a looney