CloseToACorpse

 
Helpful votes received on reviews: 56% (10 of 18)
Location: kansas City, MO
In My Own Words:
I love movies but I hate television. I over analyze the good. I hate when people degrade other peoples choice in music. Ignorance, to me, is a major problem in this world. I have an amazing girlfriend.

Interests
I have recently been intrigued by philosophy and by that I mean anyone who has an oppinion of politics, religion, science, human truth, etc. I love reading any analytical book if the topic is of interest. I Open to any kinds of music really, but most… Read more
 

Reviews

Top Reviewer Ranking: 233,385 - Total Helpful Votes: 10 of 18
House of 1000 Corpses [Import] <b>DVD</b> ~ Sid Haig
4.0 out of 5 stars Mixed Feelings, July 20 2004
When I first heard about this movie I was so excited, so excited I wrote a paper about it's soon to be release as an essay for school. Now, Im a big fan of Rob Zombie, look at my name, but he let me down on this one, I still gave it 4 stars though. It was interesting but I expected more from the man with Zombie in his name. It wasnt gorry enough for my likings plane and simple. It's not a bad movie, I suggest you getting it, I did, because it has a very interesting plot/story line, plus its from the sick and twisted mind of Rob Zombie himself. I also heard that he's comin out with some more movies of his which I am just as excited to see.
House of Dead [Import] <b>DVD</b> ~ Jonathan Cherry
House of Dead [Import] DVD ~ Jonathan Cherry
3.0 out of 5 stars "Not too BAD", July 18 2004
I thought this movie was some what realistic and seeing how the directo said he had certain zombies run and others kind of slack behind based on the time of death, so that was a plus, and Tom Savini was in the extras along with ROMERO! The best part in this movie was not in the movie itself but in the extras where George was talking about his new movie he's trying to make to follow up Day of the dead. But the gore was mainly in the zombies, you get to see there heads blow up and and blown away, but there were some cheesy "matrix" scenes that didnt quite fit. Lastly, YOU DIDNT SEE ANYONE GET KILLED (any humans that is), they always cut away and on to another scene. Its worth… Read more
Island of the Dead <b>DVD</b> ~ Malcolm McDowell
Island of the Dead DVD ~ Malcolm McDowell
SUCKED!!!!! A guy buys an Island that is used to bury John Does, and other unknown people, to put up some place to help the homeless. Then, here comes the scariest part, a bunch of flies scare em away. I thought this was gonna be at least a semi-decent zombie film, but I was SOOOOOOOOOOO wrong. What happens? (counting), 5-6 people die by FLIES. Oooooh scary. This movie pisses me off. DONT BUY IT!!!!!! I waited an hour for something some what interesting to happen and the movies like an Hour and a half long. SUCKED!!!!! if I could have given it -1000000000000000000000001 stars I would. Oh yeah, if anyone wants to buy this from me for 6 bucks contact me through my e-mail.