Detective Joe Shanahan thought he'd hit rock bottom. He'd been shot, forced to kill in the line of duty, demoted from narcotics to property crimes, his mother and four sisters are trying to marry him off, his bird has a dirty mouth, and now it's raining. But when suspected fence, Gabrielle Breedlove, jogs by in a pair of short-shorts, Joe thinks maybe his day is looking up. That is until she gets the jump on him and sprays him in the face with hairspray, an antique derringer pointed at his family jewels. And if that wasn't bad enough, the Lieutenant gives her immunity for the assault and the fence charge as long as she agrees to cooperate in bringing down her business partner. So, Joe's… Read more
