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I try to offer reviews covering a wide range of subject matters, from history to philosophy to literature to movies and music, but I especially love horror in all its forms and formats--from Gothic to traditional to modern. I also love fantasy and science fiction of all sorts. My degrees in economics and history profit me little, although I still maintain a deep interest in Southern US history. … Read moreI try to offer reviews covering a wide range of subject matters, from history to philosophy to literature to movies and music, but I especially love horror in all its forms and formats--from Gothic to traditional to modern. I also love fantasy and science fiction of all sorts. My degrees in economics and history profit me little, although I still maintain a deep interest in Southern US history.
I love to hear from fellow Amazonians of all sorts, especially book lovers, and remain ever on the prowl for new sources of reading, watching, and listening pleasure.
If you happen to notice any amazingly short paragraphs or seemingly incomprehensible segments in my reviews, please know that these are the result of often inexplicable and heavyhanded editing. I would never send a one-sentence paragraph out into the world.
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In case you've ever wondered, Scream Queens Double Feature: Swimsuit Sensations & Knockout Workout is the answer to the question "What do you get for the horror fan who has everything?" I can almost guarantee the horror fan in your life won't have this cheesy video in his/her collection. In fact, both of these titles were thought to be lost forever until recently, and this 2010 release is taken from VHS copies of the originals. Maybe you're wondering how two scream queen features from 1992 could ever have been lost. Sure, low-budget horror films can be considered a niche market, but there are plenty of dedicated scream queen fans out there. Well, Swimsuit Sensations and Knockout… Read more
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The one thing I know about Ghost Attack on Sutton Street: Poltergeists and Paranormal Entities is that it isnt very effective at doing well, whatever its trying to do. Actually, I know two things the title is too darn long. When you see a title that includes a long subtitle like this, the odds are pretty good that the film will leave you wanting in the end. The weird thing about this movie, though, is the fact that several of the crew members on this ghost hunt, including lead investigator Lee Roberts, are actually paranormal investigators associated with Haunted Events UK yet this is clearly a film posing as a documentary and chock full of staged scares that are never, ever… Read more
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You would be hard pressed to find a horror film more ineptly made than this one. The Slaughterhouse Massacre is embarrassingly wretched from start to finish, spilling even more clichés than blood. The stupidity of the whole thing is actually a little hard to believe; you would think even the most amateurish of filmmakers would do one thing right, just by accident, but not these guys. If there's a human being walking around on this earth that could actually take any enjoyment from this movie, I sincerely hope I never meet him. The movie starts out with a hot and bothered young blonde begging her boyfriend to take her to the slaughterhouse because nothing turns her on more… Read more
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