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I'm a tall, short, thin, fat, grey person, hatched from a purple egg on the shores of new zealand. I have six heads, three tentacle arms, four obscenely hairy legs, and quite a hefty beer gut, but still look great in a bathingsuit! I like mud-surfing, hairball collecting, and constructing replicas of national landmarks out of tuna salad. However, my true passion is refrigerator juggling! I like su… Read moreI'm a tall, short, thin, fat, grey person, hatched from a purple egg on the shores of new zealand. I have six heads, three tentacle arms, four obscenely hairy legs, and quite a hefty beer gut, but still look great in a bathingsuit! I like mud-surfing, hairball collecting, and constructing replicas of national landmarks out of tuna salad. However, my true passion is refrigerator juggling! I like sunsets, oil changes, long walks on hot coals, and soothing lava baths! Romantic by nature, I tend toward books / movies with lots of lasagna, killer robots, or alien hybrids in them. My favorite love story is THE EXORCIST. I like doing shots of anti-freeze on hot summer nights, wrapped in a tarpaper blanket, chomping on a cheese-log! Covered from heads to hooves in provocative tattoos and decorative scarring, I long for the day when the sun explodes! This is my life, please exit quietly but quickly...
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![Svengali [Import] <b>DVD</b> ~ John Barrymore](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51049J53RAL._SL500_SS90_.jpg)
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At first glance, SVENGALI (John Barrymore) is just a slimy, heartless music instructor, taking advantage of the folly of his female students (victims). On closer inspection, he is a demonic presence, mesmerizing those he desires with those hideous eyes of his! Trilby (Marian Marsh) is a beautiful young model, who captivates SVENGALI and drives him to obsession. He simply must possess her and sets out to do so by hypnotizing her (in the guise of a headache cure). The various shots of SVENGALI's eyes are unforgettable. In them we see an evil that is otherwise hidden deep in SVENGALI's heart. While others think of him as a harmless buffoon, we know what he REALLY is, as well as what he's… Read more
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Bruce Campbell returns as Ash, the sole survivor of the first EVIL DEAD demon fest. This time out, he must battle the evil spirit in himself! Sam Raimi pulls out all the bloody stops to unleash a tale of possession gone mad! Campbell's solo performance during the first part of the film is a total trip! He is chased, flattened, thrown, carried through the air, and indwelt by that accursed horror from the blood-inked pages of the Book Of The Dead! This movie is either hilariously scary, or Terrifyingly hysterical. A perfect follow up to it's more serious predecessor. Would make an excellent triple feature with DEAD ALIVE and RE-ANIMATOR. Highly recommended...
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![A Bucket of Blood [Import] <b>DVD</b> ~ Dick Miller](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5187HNXD5VL._SL500_SS90_.jpg)
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Poor Walter Paisley (Dick Mlller). No one notices him in his dead-end job as busboy at The Yellow Door coffeehouse. Day after day he watches and listens as beat poets and musicians get all the attention and accolades. Then, one day, Walter accidentally kills his landlady's cat, covers it in clay, and -presto!- a new artistic master is born! Soon, the beatniks are at Walter's feet, begging for further expressions of his genius. Walter knocks a cop (Bert Convy) in the noggin with a skillet, turns him into a statue, and has another masterwork to show off! Unfortunately, this begins taking a toll on Walter's mind, turning him into just another pseudo-intellectual, elitist snob like the ones… Read more
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