Sesquiltera

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Helpful votes received on reviews: 57% (17 of 30)
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In My Own Words:
I am the most brilliant creature in the universe. Anyone who argues with that is dumb. Why don't I write my wisdom in lengthy volumes in books that nobody will buy? I'm so brilliant I already distilled the awnser in the question. HA! And that's why I write on Amazon.com! Everyone should have the right to slam or to praise a product!

TO MAKE FUN OF THIS WOULD BE LIKE POOPING ON POOP!

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Reviews

Top Reviewer Ranking: 206,642 - Total Helpful Votes: 17 of 30
Underworld (2-Disc Unrated Extended Cut) <b>DVD</b> ~ Kate Beckinsale
1 of 6 people found the following review helpful
And I'll say it again:

What a STUPID movie!

At first it looks rather good when you look at the dvdbox. You would expect something like Batman mixed with the Matrix. But it's not! The storyline is horrible, everything rolls out of the closet, storyelements are taken for granted, and don't get me started about the actors and especially actresses.... what a bunch of losers! Where did they get them!? A mental institution?
The only good parts are the settings and some of the special effects, for the rest I would say.....

TO BE MAKING FUN OF THIS MOVIE IS LIKE POOPING ON POOP!

Freddy Got Fingered (Widescreen) <b>DVD</b> ~ DVD
0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
This movie is the Nietzsche of all films! Many generations to come who will watch this masterpiece will wonder what kind of a great civilisation we lived in, where men were free to express themselfs beyond their wildest imaginations! Like postmodernism many people don't understand this art and will view it from a laymans point of view. My girlfriends sister studies sociology and I recommended her to make a studie of this for her doctoral outset of the impact of media on society.
Mystery Men (Widescreen) <b>DVD</b> ~ Ben Stiller
Mystery Men (Widescreen) DVD ~ Ben Stiller
This film is really special. It's not some low budget comedy movie but it's a mix between Batman, Seinfeld and Austin Powers, an overall bizarre combination!

I really like the part when Stiller jumps on the badguys' car and tries to scratch the label off! LOL!

If you really want to give yourself a break and indulge in some innocent childish fun you should watch this movie.