Widescreen presentation (1.66:1) enhanced for 16x9 TVs
Theatrical trailer

• Side #1 --
  • Carry On Teacher
    • Chapter Selections
    • Trailer
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  • Carry On Constable
    • Chapter Selections
    • Trailer
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Side #1 --
1. Program Start/Main Titles [1:33]
2. Problem Student [2:47]
3. Staff Meeting [4:00]
4. Mr. Grigg and Miss Wheeler [4:17]
5. Tight Fit [2:42]
6. Acting Up [4:58]
7. Science Project [6:14]
8. "Find the Ringleaders" [5:16]
9. Headmaster's Solution [3:05]
10. Reluctant Romeo [3:07]
11. Physical Attraction [4:03]
12. Drunk and Disorderly [3:50]
13. Into the Lion's Den [4:36]
14. Lull Before the Storm [3:30]
15. Mischief Makers [3:59]
16. Operation: War of Nerves [6:12]
17. Cause for Alarm [2:30]
18. "Miss Wheeler, I Love You" [3:03]
19. Scratching an Itch [4:27]
20. The Play's the Thing [4:25]
21. Grand Finale [1:37]
22. Laying Down the Law [4:15]
23. "See You Next Term" [1:50]
1. Program Start/Main Titles [1:33]
2. Flu Epidemic at Peak [3:32]
3. Three Replacement Constables [5:28]
4. Gorse and Harrison [3:42]
5. Special Assignments [3:09]
6. Officer Passworthy [5:42]
7. Forensic Physiognomy [4:19]
8. Constables on Parade [3:36]
9. Vestal Virgins [3:17]
10. Pottie-Poodles [3:33]
11. Scientific Policework [2:57]
12. A Cry for Help [3:46]
13. Prowler in the Shower [5:58]
14. Report to the Inspector [5:23]
15. Fire and Water [2:18]
16. Bone Structure [3:27]
17. Efficiency Endangered [3:08]
18. "Dare Nothing, Achieve Nothing" [2:25]
19. Constables Undercover [4:08]
20. Hot Pursuit [2:47]
21. On Report [4:19]
22. Cops and Robbers [3:36]
23. The Big Brawl [3:33]
24. To the Inspector's Office [:31]
25. End Titles [:11]