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Who Are We: The Challenges to America's National Identity
Who Are We: The Challenges to America's National Identity
by Samuel P. Huntington
Edition: Hardcover
34 used & new from CDN$ 0.77

5.0 étoiles sur 5 Nearly Drowned My Uvula, July 18 2004
This book has so greatly increased my appreciation for truly good beer. The more I read, the more my taste buds danced with giddy delight on my happy tongue. A pale ale, an IPA, another IPA (hops truly are tops!), a dark ale, Chapter Two, a wassail, a porter, two more porters (I spilled most of another), Chapter Three, ahhh sweet stout how I love thee though I don't recall how many times, a skip through Chapter Four on Anglo-Protestant Culture trying to find any mention of beer (none, sad), and finally, a foolish attempt (successful) at chugging an imperial stout while I read the ending cross-eyed.
This book opened my eyes before I fell asleep.

Presidential Leadership: Rating the Best and the Worst in the White House
Presidential Leadership: Rating the Best and the Worst in the White House
by William J. Bennett
Edition: Hardcover
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5.0 étoiles sur 5 Soon To Be President Dipper Is Officially In Training, June 25 2004
This is the book Good Ol' Dipper Lips has been waiting for for four (ha!) decades! I was fandangled out of being President of my 6th Grade class in Medusa by the perfidy of Molly the Mongoose (now a bitter and lonely feminist). Some November day I hope to avenge my pubescent trauma (she hurt my self-esteem, boo-hoo!) by reading "Presidential Leadership: Rating the Best and the Worst in the White House" written by James Taranto and his gallant band of WSJ smart-alecks (Dipper's favorite kind!). This collection of essays on past Presidents has helped me to understand what it will take for the fearless Dipper Dog to leave lovely Medusa, New York for his future new digs in D.C.! I've conveniently focussed in on the Dope from Hope and found that it doesn't take much so, start printing "Dipper for Gipper" bumperstickers! Hopefully Taranto's promotional tour will make a stop in Medusa.
Buy this book! Buy some for your friends! Someday they will say of this fine book, "It's where President Dipper got his start"! Bully!!!

Presidential Leadership: Rating the Best and the Worst in the White House
Presidential Leadership: Rating the Best and the Worst in the White House
by William J. Bennett
Edition: Hardcover
34 used & new from CDN$ 0.01

5.0 étoiles sur 5 Soon To Be President Dipper Is Officially In Training, June 25 2004
This is the book Good Ol' Dipper Lips has been waiting for for four (ha!) decades! I was fandangled out of being President of my 6th Grade class in Medusa by the perfidy of Molly the Mongoose (now a bitter and lonely feminist). Some November day I hope to avenge my pubescent trauma (she hurt my self-esteem, boo-hoo!) by reading "Presidential Leadership: Rating the Best and the Worst in the White House" written by James Taranto and his gallant band of WSJ smart-alecks (Dipper's favorite kind!). This collection of essays on past Presidents has helped me to understand what it will take for the fearless Dipper Dog to leave lovely Medusa, New York for his future new digs in D.C.! I've conveniently focussed in on the Dope from Hope and found that it doesn't take much so, start printing "Dipper for Gipper" bumperstickers! Hopefully Taranto's promotional tour will make a stop in Medusa.
Buy this book! Buy some for your friends! Someday they will say of this fine book, "It's where President Dipper got his start"! Bully!!!

Thin for Life: 10 Keys to Success from People Who Have Lost Weight and Kept It Off
Thin for Life: 10 Keys to Success from People Who Have Lost Weight and Kept It Off
by Anne M. Fletcher
Edition: Paperback
Prix : CDN$ 13.68
66 used & new from CDN$ 0.01

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3.0 étoiles sur 5 I Am Sad To Report..., May 30 2004
...that Dear Sweet Dipper is in no way mentioned in this book.

Monkey Dancing: A Father, Two Kids, and Journey to the Ends of the Earth
Monkey Dancing: A Father, Two Kids, and Journey to the Ends of the Earth
by Daniel Glick
Edition: Hardcover
27 used & new from CDN$ 1.77

5.0 étoiles sur 5 More Monkeys, Less Pickles, April 26 2004
Dipper see more monkeys. Dipper tippy. Dipper dance with dreamy monkeys. Sweet ballerina monquita dance for Dipper. Book give me monkeymares.

Plan of Attack
Plan of Attack
by Bob Woodward
Edition: Hardcover
76 used & new from CDN$ 0.61

5.0 étoiles sur 5 Sixteen Vests and Blue Fingers, April 21 2004
This review is from: Plan of Attack (Hardcover)
I Dipper sleepy. Book me tired. Flying monkeys give me itchies. Fly monkey fly.

We Never Went to the Moon: America's Thirty Billion Dollar Swindle
We Never Went to the Moon: America's Thirty Billion Dollar Swindle
by Bill Kaysing
Edition: Paperback
8 used & new from CDN$ 41.13

2.0 étoiles sur 5 Ol' Dipper Knows What Happened, April 2 2004
We used to call Bill Kaysing "Silly Bill Ding-A-Ling" at Starfleet Academy. Here's the gist of Silly Willy's book in case you couldn't figure it out from the title: The Apollo space program was faked. He then lays down some stunningly incisive observations with oodles of documentation to back everything up... oops, my mistake. Silly Dipper. I know Deputy Ding-A-Ling is wrong because Ol' Dipper was there when Apollo IX landed on de' Moon (I am The Man in the Moon). My buddy Herman Martian (Marvin's younger half-brother) guided them down with his Proto-Blaster light paddles and the Lunar Lander landed square on my big belly. That is why no crater was left when it touched down (plus it only weighed one-sixth in the Moon's gravity and I lo-o-o-ove brontoburgers!). Neil and I then split a six-pack of Lunar Lager together to celebrate at Tranquility Base and knocked a few golf balls around (Neil shanked a few). It was then picture time, but those pesky bright, bright, brite stars kept ruining the shots so, Scotty beamed me down a size XXXXXXXXL-Tall black T-shirt. I put it on and then blocked out the sky with my width for Neil and his buddy while Herman snapped away with the Polaroid. Silly Willy must be using too much Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds lately to not realize these obvious truths. Buy this book if you've got nothing else to do and can't spell "cat". But make sure you pay in pennies.

Against All Enemies: Inside America's War On Terror.
Against All Enemies: Inside America's War On Terror.
by Richard A. Clarke
Edition: Hardcover
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1.0 étoiles sur 5 Worse Than Dingleberries, March 26 2004
What could be worse than another Clinton holdover trying to earn some boodle writing a hysterical book after getting booted for being a nincompoop? Dingleberries! There are few things worse when out hunting for Bambis deep in the wilderness than dingleberries! But in this case, this book is worse. You can't even scratch away the dingleberries with pages from this book because it will surely agitate your who-ha even more. Avoid this book. It is foul.

No Touch Monkey!: And Other Travel Lessons Learned Too Late
No Touch Monkey!: And Other Travel Lessons Learned Too Late
by Ayun Halliday
Edition: Paperback
Prix : CDN$ 14.40
60 used & new from CDN$ 0.01

3.0 étoiles sur 5 Mudpants Returns, Feb. 15 2004
I am quite sure I have found my long lost sister. She was never that tidy, or smart. Now she has proven my past observations to be absolutely true. I think she is why Ol' Dipper has never married after the tapioca incident with her 'girlfriends' when I was a sweet, tubby lad of nine. Girls can be really, really bad, and smelly. I last saw her in 1984 in the rear view mirror of my old Yugo as I drove away from a New Jersey Turnpike rest stop as she scurried towards the bathroom after insisting on chugging a whole bottle of ExLax for 'relief' after eating a whole pound of Quarter-Pounders in a Mickey Ds in Delaware. The adventures written in this book appear to pick up shortly after then and remain largely similar.

You've Never Seen Everything
You've Never Seen Everything
Offered by Vanderbilt CA
Prix : CDN$ 27.48
4 used & new from CDN$ 9.82

1.0 étoiles sur 5 More Right Wing Jabber From Fire Willy, Feb. 13 2004
When will Bruce realize that it is not cool to be a right wing ward healer in the music industry? If I could play this CD backwards, I'm sure I could hear Bruce chanting "Cheney is God" over and over on "Postcards From Cambodia". Ol' Dipper tries to stay out of partisan politics, but Bruce has not learned this wise lesson yet. Bruce! Listen up!! This is important!!! Get some medicine for your namesake and read the latest tome from Michael Moore. That should cheer you up and level you out.

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