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STUPID FRACKING MOVIE
le 26 janvier 2016
Having never watched the series, the movie confused the bejesus out of me. I felt like I walked into the middle of a film with the characters already introduced. Not as bad as "Final Fantasy VII" movie lack of character introduction, but darn close.
I never really grasped why Cylons needed planets and didn't just destroy them. Why were their nuclear weapons so puny? Didn't we make them with an off switch? The movie bounced around a lot and I had to figure out who was real, who were Cylons and why would they care they were once "enslaved" robots. The movie has far too much dialogue and not enough action. The colony planets all had names with some kind of zodiac sign associated with it, although I don't know why. If these are all colonies, what happened to earth? If you are going to have gratuitous nudity, what is wrong with Tricia Helfer?
After the earth colony planets are poorly nuked, Cylons for some reason occupy the planet Caprica so humans, inspired by Patrick Swayze and Charlie Sheen (Red Dawn), attack the Cylons, although not often enough to make for some exciting action. The latest generations of Cylons who look human also have some human emotions, although I don't know why, other than the fact it made for some lousy scenes.
What made the whole story unbelievable was that the priest Cylon never molested a young boy who would visit him. Like what planet is he from? There wasn't enough fracking "action or fracking nudity to carry the fracking film. Oh yes the use the word "frack" as a substitution for the f-bomb. How nerdy is that?