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Tomcats

5 star:		(10)
4 star:		(9)
3 star:		(5)
2 star:		(1)
1 star:		(12)

 

 

Would love to give this movie a great review but I can't seeing has I haven't received it yet. Been over a month and no movie, Must of been shipped by boat.

This movie fails in every possible way a comedy can:

The characters are so repellent and unfunny that you don't care what happens to them.
The story barely exists after 20 minutes.
The "gags" are torturously lame, especially the scene involving a hospital cafeteria and David Ogden Stiers.

Growing up in the 80's, we sat through a lot of horrible comedies aimed at the all-important teen male audience only to hear, "Well, that sucked but at least we got to see (hot actress name here) naked."
TOMCATS doesn't even deliver on that.

What's the point?

No matter how many times I watch this movie, it never gets "tiring"!

A pretty good storyline features a host of hilarious moments .... if you ask me, this movie is about typical guys, their dislike of marriage, and the need for cash! In amongst this are some moments, you will never forget .... chasing the testical, throwing the dice, and well, I have to say it - the chick in the back seat of the car and Kyle ..... this is hilariously funny (maybe to the point of disgusting?) ... and of course the 'pretty' funny bachelors party scene ... also deserves a mention!

This is one of the best comedies I have seen in ages and ages, and for all you girls out there, this is not only for the guys! It should be taken in the "tone" that it's set in (it's a comedy and not serious) .... and you should sit back and enjoy the ride! ...... and, if you can't find it funny then it will at least gross you out in parts - enough that you will have to laugh anyways (not so bad if you ask me)!

Either way, you definitely shouldn't miss this one!

Rude Crude Funny

If you don't like raunchy comedies, than don't bother. However, if you like movies such as There's Something About Mary or American Wedding, than you will like this movie.

A group of male pals are at the wedding of a friend. When he gets married, Jerry O'Connell, (as "Michael") and the rest of the men agree to never get married, be single and be a "Tomcat". Horatio Sanz (as "Steve") agrees too, but the next thing they know, he gets married too. Michael and Steve are still friends. Everytime Michael meets a woman, bad luck happens and he gets in trouble with thugs or the law. He's a innocent as can be. Horatio Sanz (NBC's Saturday Night Live) is hilarious and a delight in this film. Billy Hufsey plays a "Pit Boss".

Who gave the greenlight for this movie? Who? Why? HOW? What were they smoking/drinking/thinking? Did the studio exec who read this script laugh? If so, I want to know where, because nothing that made it to the screen suggests that TOMCATS was a funny idea to begin with.

Sick. Rude. Offensive. Degrading. All these words are irrelevant in raunchy comedy if only it was funny. And I'm here to tell you people, as an uncultured teenage male of the American Pie generation, that TOMCATS is supremely UNFUNNY. This makes Jake Busey's performance in STARSHIP TROOPERS look like Best Supporting Actor material.

TOMCATS and FREDDY GOT FINGERED together in the same season is a one-two punch, a serious blow to the defense of the American Film Industry. Ever wonder why the French hate us? THIS is why. This is a comedy, and thus exempt from the "so bad it's good" category. But it fits nicely into the "So bad and unfunny it should burned." And I liked PEARL HARBOR.

I'm not just a radical reviewing panning this movie for fun. I watch a lot of movies and I think I'm pretty levelheaded when I say something about a movie.

I saw this movie at 11 pm on Cinemax and at first I didnt know what to believe... this movie was so disgusting and racy, I just had to laugh... It wasn't Clerks good but still... I'll recommend this to all the twisted people out there

I really liked this movie, but after the second time of watching it, it was kinda stupid. But i liked it. IT was funny most throughout the movie, although shannon elizabeth drives me nuts in that movie. But its good, its worth watching it once.

Well at least I think so. Jerry O'Connell, most recently of "Kangaroo Jack" fame, is one of two buddies in a large group of male friends who have pooled money together betting who can remain single. Finally it is down to O'Connell, an artist with some scruples, and his friend Kyle who has none. .............During a trip to Las Vegas, O'Connell runs up a $51K gambling debt to a hilariously vicious, yet deadpan Bill Maher and his goons. Although there is enough in the jackpot to free O'Connell from reposession hell as Maher takes all he owns as collateral, he has even tougher odds of getting Kyle married, since he is a complete louse to all woman kind........In walks Shannon Elizabeth as a cop who once dated Kyle and was left with a role of quarters in the road for a cab after being deflowered and dumped. She was a bridesmaid at one of the many weddings attended by the bachelor gang as they all became married one by one. O'Connell falls in love when he meets Elizabeth, but to free his debt, ends up getting her married to Kyle, or DOES he? YOU have to see this and find out for yourself.............While some are thumbing their nose at this film, I found it a scream. It was entertaining from start to finish, and lately, I find myself hitting the fast forward on many movies just to get through them. NOT "Tomcats". Is it sexist? SURE! I am a woman, I can laugh at this, in fact I did, out loud many times. There are more laughs and plain old feel good fun here than most comedies I have seen in awhile. A dominatrix librarian and her grannie partner who lure unsuspecting men into their dungeon of discipline? A diseased testicle ending up rocketing around a hospital while chased down by O'Connell? A wildly graphic and surrealistic restaurant scene where Elizabeth gives birth at the table in front of a party of 15-20 earth mothers vigorously and unabashedly breast feeding? Well if this sounds in poor taste, that is because it is! Delightfully so! Do not listen to the uptight folks who slammed this, unless you too have no sense of humor. Man or woman, take this movie for what it is, GOOD DIRTY FUN...and bring a big bowl of popcorn put your feet up and get ready to laugh.

Horrendous! Absolutely horrendous! Jerry O'Connell should consider a new line of work.