Customer Reviews

Teenage Caveman

5 star:		(5)
4 star:		(1)
3 star:		(2)
2 star:		(4)
1 star:		(11)

 

 

I loved this movie, Richard Hillman was an Awesome Beast!! I want to see more of him!!

Great Creature Flick!! The acting could have been a little better, but I had to give 5 stars because I can't believe all the bad reviews on this Great Movie. The story Larry Clark gives here will go down in history!!

You got to see it, you'll love it!!
Andrew Keegan and Richard Hillman are so Awesome!!
XOXO
Kimberlie

I gave this movie 5 starts because it was really good!! I really liked the story line Larry Clark was trying to give, and if you watch this movie with an open-mind you'll get the point.

I really liked this movie, but had to watch it a second time to really understand it's message. This one will go down in history!!

Really, keep and open-mind on this one.

Richard Hillman is an Awesome Beast!!
I LOVE HIM, and Want to See More of Him!!

Try watching "Kids" & "Bully" too.

One of the worst things about a movie is when you see the potential it has and witness it falling flat on its face. The story is about a post apocolyptic world in which we are sent back to the days of cavemen, living in tribes, and killing our own food...that is when we can find it.

From the very first scene we are treated to half ass acting and plot holes. One of the leaders is murdered, blah blah, a different leader likes to rape girls, blah blah, and now a group of kids go out on their own.

Yeah, they're caught in a storm and when they wake up they are dressed in retro clothing and they are all laying on top of each other provocatively. Yeah...ummm....ok, so anyway, then two people at this house they are at inform them that they are the ones that saved their lives and ummm, yeah...then they all take a bath together. And have sex. Oh sorry, am I ruining the movie for you? Trust me, I'm not. If you're familiar with this director, you knew this is where everything was going.

Oh, and I guess when you have sex with someone you infect them with something and they die or something.

Hey, I'm just trying to write a review as half-ass as the movie.

So blah blah blah, stuff happens, and within the last 5 minutes we get to see the creature....and he barely does anything thanks to some confusing camera work.

So the idea seems alright but was executed piss poorly. This was a terrible waste of Stan Winston's talents as an effects artist.

Fortunately, the two other "Creature Features" I have seen were damn good films.

Earth Vs. The Spider was a psuedo superhero story with good directing and a good story.

She-Creature was more of the same albeit with a different story and more of a slower pace. Each great on their own merit.

I really had high hopes for this since Larry Clark directed it and it was one of Stan Winston's creature features, but it is truly disturbing and not in a good way. Feels like teenage pornography after awhile jsut for the sake of it. I couldn't even finish it. Absolutely not for children.

I watched this movie with my boyfriend who thought it was the worst movie ever. I however loved it. I can't believe how many bad reviews it got!

I am a teenage boy so I wanted to see this movie Teenage Caveman. It stars the hot Andrew Keegan. He has a great body and hot face. I have rented this movie several times and recently just bought it. Another reason I liked it was because there are several other hot guys in this show. Including: Stephen Jasso "Vincent", Shan Elliot "Joshua", and Richard Hillman "Neil". As for the girs: Tiffany Limos "Judith", and Tara Subkoff "Sarah". Stephen was great when he did it with Tiffany, the look on his face was great. He is naked a lot in this movie, showing off his hot body and cute face. Shan was great to look at just because he has a great body and face too. As for Richard, he looks kind of hot and sometimes not. Tiffany is so hot, she has big ones and has a great face. Any guy would be lucky to have her, I think that her acting needs work though. I only like Tara because of a erotic scene at the end between her (not her character) and Andrew. You can see Andrew's rear or (body double?). Overall dumb plot, but the hot nude stars make up for it.

Naked girls & coke, what more do you want.

Larry Clark you brave man. The cover of this DVD says "THE FUTURE S*CKS", it should have said something else like "THIS MOVIE S*CKS". One of the worse films I've seen in recent years. I have one simple question. WHY? Now I'll go on and tell you the pro's & con's. Let's start with the numerous CON'S.. 1. The acting is terrible, Will any of these actors work again? 2. Director Larry Clark's idea was good. However, he obviously didn't have the ability to put it all together. I have to scrutinize his future projects. 3. Stan Winston must have been working on Clark's budget, the F/X are not Stan Winston quality. 4. I care not to see a bunch of teenagers run around naked for an hour and a half. This is something that you can count on from Mr. Clark, being that all of his films are loaded with it. I could go on and on explaining how BAD this movie is, but I think you got it. Now for the PRO'S.. oh, sorry my mind just went blank.

This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. There really isn't more I have to say about this, because there is nothing in the movie worth talking about. The cast could have done much better however they just came off as talentless and I couldn't believe they were taking it so seriously. I gave it one star simply because I was not able to give it zero. My recommendation is, don't waste your time or your money. I'm glad I didn't, I happened to catch it on HBO.

It's amazing to see anyone rate this movie with even one star - this was literally worse than the Rocky Horror Picture Show. It had a terrible story line and had even worse acting. It was honestly the worst move I've ever seen. I would recommend this movie to NOBODY. Seriously, do not waste anymore time on this page, go search for another DVD. Go now.