Customer Reviews

BMX XXX

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2 star:		(2)
1 star:		(2)

 

 

The controversial BMX XXX shows a lot of skin, but it's the gameplay that isn't fully fleshed out. For the uninitiated, BMX XXX merges the world of freestyle bicycle stunts with potty humor, foul language, and sex-for no apparent reason. While gamers titter over jokes about pimps, diarrhea, and words like "titter," they're also challenged to pull backflips and tailwhips throughout eight levels, including a mall and a launch pad. Since its last BMX game, developer Z-Axis has added flatland tricks, balance meters, some multiplayer modes, and ghost riding; they're all welcome additions. Otherwise, the changes are mostly cosmetic with goals involving hookers and constipation instead of just high scores and trick plateaus. Do well, and you'll unlock bonus stripper videos (edited on the PS2 but not on the Xbox). Like Mirra 2, BMX XXX features frustrating level goals as well as a camera that, in all four settings, makes it hard to line up your re-entry on a vert ramp. Say what you want about big-breasted babes and poo jokes-if tricks aren't enjoyable to pull off, it's not a fun game. Hollywood writers scribbled the script, but you'll hear the same tired lines ("Didn't I see you on World's Worst Bikers?") over and over again. And yes, even the vulgarity gets old. Thankfully, the high-energy licensed soundtrack comes through, even if the sharp visuals are plagued by occasional slowdown and collision problems. Acclaim and Z-Axis set out to create the American Pie of gaming, and they've succeeded on the crude humor front-but with a high frustration factor and graphical glitches, BMX XXX fails to completely satisfy.

This game is one of the best I've played in the past couple years. The controls take only about an hour to master. The missions are hard but all can be accomplished with a day of practice. This game is not a thinking game, it's a fun game. I've been playing it for about 2 hours a day for the past 4 days and I just finished the first level. This is not a game you will finish on the first day and never pick up again.

I rented this game for my PS2 becuase I was interested to try it. It uses the same formula as Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 where you go up to people and they then give you a goal. That is a good feature but you also have a health meter which stinks becuase you could be doing really good but then you fall and lose your health and then your done. The goals are really boring to becuase most of them are find 5 of these or go get 5 or those. Which is really boring. So I say you avoid this game at all costs.

this game is like gta vice city and tony hawk put togeter.this baby has lots of bad stuff videos of exotic dancers,swearing (they dont blink out the f word),nudity(topless girls:)strippers,hokkers(but the strippers and hokkers you delever so that is not really bad. i wonder if it been on the news.by the way how do you know how get a topless female rider please write anthor review. i know their are topless riders in the ps2 version cause theirs photos of it . i dont know how to unlock it for the ps2.and you must get this game!

This is a mixture of Tony hawk and Grand theft auto. Both of those being excellent game, while this one terrible.
The graphics and controls are great, but the game play is not too good. Sometimes th grpahics make you dizzy.

It just seemed that the devleopers were just trying to follow GTA to create a controversy so that it sells. Directions are hard, you can expect to spend a considerable amount of time since a map is not available. And as a reward for finishing an entire level, and winning all the matches and jumping over various obstables (called gaps which are very hard to find)....

It is better to get GTA or Tony hawk than this one.

Type in cheat code ElectricityBad to get a hilarious hidden character, Amish Boy. Great Soundtrack. A must have for the holidays to keep your boring cousins in stiches.

This game rocks.Even though its censored it still shows rear nudity I think its sutible for ages 16 or older.

This game is an excellent game controls are easy (practically like tony hawk).It is a long game ,but it is hard too; so it's not going to be a game you beat in a day and then never play it again. It's not suitable for children . Sorry :( X-box and gamecube show live entertainment so I definitely would not buy that version . unless you want to play it dirtier. That's about all I have to say hope you enjoy.

Warning to potential buyers: Do not buy the PS2 version of this game. It has been edited for content, while the Xbox and GameCube versions have not. Even the edited PS2 version is not suitable for children, so who is this version of the game designed for?

Parents this game contains alot of adult humor and adult footage .But if you are a adult with the enjoyment of these games it is defently your of soup.