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Jack Bauer is an Extraterrestrial!
on December 13, 2013
Have you ever noticed, as we speed through the whole twenty-four hours of one of Jack Bauer's typical day at the office, that there is a lot that he does NOT do. For example, he never EATS, he of course never SLEEPS, he does not even have a GLASS OF WATER, he does not - perish forbid! - go to the TOILET... Should he venture into such a commonplace location, it will be in order to have yet another of his deadly showdowns with sworn enemies of the state! He does not go to the restaurant to EAT like the rest of us either. No! He only goes there to have a royal shootout with terrorists. No kidding! There is less action in one of my DECADES than there is for Jack Bauer in a SINGLE DAY at the office. I tell you this guy is not quite like us! Presently I doubt that he is truly human... You see, I have deducted that he is really an Extraterrestrial. His species only lives ten days, so they have to pack everything into a day! Watch "24" to get the idea. And get ready for another-lifetime-in-a-day season 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8! You realize, of course, that this entire eight seasons series barely represents a single WEEK at the office for tireless Jack! He must have been a really good candidate for employee-of-the-week...