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The Flirty Text Message Helper:  Witty Texts For Clever People by [Alvear, Michael]
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Length: 58 pages Word Wise: Enabled Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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Can't Think Of Anything Flirty To Text That Cutie You Just Met?


Try one of the witty texts hand-picked by our team of writers and researchers.
Classified by 19 dating circumstances, there are no cliches, lame poems or cheesy pickup lines. These are real texts we've tested on guys and girls. For example:

You: STOP.
Likely reply: Stop what?

You: Stop thinking about me. See, you’re doing it…right now.


Use our texts for other situations, too. Let's say you want to make the other person jealous. Try this:

You: You would NOT believe what happened to me last night!
Likely reply: What?
You: Oh, crap! Wrong person!


What if you just want to make somebody smile with a clever text? Try this:

"I renamed my iPod ‘The Titanic’ so when I plug it in it to my computer it says, “The Titanic is Syncing.”


Or if you want to pay them a teasing compliment? Try this:


You: “This cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat cutie cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!
Likely reply: ???
You: NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT!



With The Flirty Text Message Helper you'll never write another boring text again!

And because our texts are categorized by 19 common dating situations you'll find the perfect texts for your particular situation:


1. You Don’t Know How Interested They Are So You Want To Start Slow
2. You Know They’re Interested So You Want To Be Flirty
3. You want to make them laugh.
4. Cute Ways Of Saying Hello After You’ve Texted a Couple of Times
5. Cute Ways of Saying Goodbye
6. Clever Questions That Make You More Interesting For Asking.
7. You Want To Play Hard To Get (Cocky Funny)
8. “Unclogger” Texts: Getting Him Or Her To Text You Back
9. Clever Questions To Ask When You Don’t Know How To Start A New Thread
10. You Want To Be Seen As Fun & Wacky
11. You Want To Be Seen As A Partier
12. Teasing: Taking The Hot Girl Or Guy Down A Peg Or Two
13. Insults: Mowing Down The Hot Girl Or Guy
14. You Want To Step It Up To A Phone Call
15. Dirty Flirty: You’ve had sex
16. Filthy Dirty: Texts That Would Scare Your Mom
17. You’re falling in love
18. You screwed up
19. Fun Phrases



The Flirty Text Message Helper Helps You Impress The People Who Impressed You!


Download It Today. Use It Tonight!

Product Details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 621 KB
  • Print Length: 58 pages
  • Publisher: Woodpecker Media (Sept. 17 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0043GX1RQ
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars 1 customer review
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #270,302 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Amazon.com: HASH(0x975093cc) out of 5 stars 19 reviews
4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0x976153d8) out of 5 stars pretty funny Oct. 23 2012
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They aren't too bad, I'm a guy and I thought the were pretty funny, although most I wouldn't use. there are definitely some good ideas for texts though, or good negs to use in real conversation
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0x9753f714) out of 5 stars Don't waste your money July 24 2013
By Alley Kat - Published on Amazon.com
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This book was terribly disappointing. Filled with cheesy childish lines no one would ever use. Seriously don't waste your money.
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
By Ashton Ramlogan - Published on Amazon.com
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The book is incomplete... It is a teaser for a more expensive program. It is good but disappointing... Sell the entire program or none at all.
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
By stonerclan - Published on Amazon.com
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Cheesy quotes that nobody would ever use! I wish refunds were possible! Its books like these that are the reasons why we don't get refunds!
3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0x9761d2b8) out of 5 stars Enormously Entertaining Texts Even If You Don't Actually Send Them Jan. 25 2012
By jrm581 - Published on Amazon.com
Format: Kindle Edition
This is like a catalog of texts you can choose from, send to the guy/girl you're crushing on and make them think you're a lot wittier than you really Are (!!) Not sure I would ever send a lot of them but for sheer entertainment you can't go wrong with this book(let).