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How Not to Poach a Unicorn by [Consell, Ryan]
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Length: 180 pages Word Wise: Enabled Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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The deepest darkest prison on the planet is not where anyone would choose to start their day, particularly when they have a job to do.

A princess and her personal guards, fighting to stop a war, arrested for trespassing; an expert assassin, stalking a merciless wizard, arrested for poaching; and a confused boy, utterly lost and severely concussed, arrested for failing to adequately explain who he was or how he came to be lying in a sizable crater.

Together this unlikely, and somewhat unwilling, band of allies will perform daring escapes and battle an onslaught of mages, monsters, and malodorous thieves as they race across a continent to save two nations from mutual annihilation.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 680 KB
  • Print Length: 180 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Green Giraffe (June 19 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008D2JSP0
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars 5 customer reviews
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #344,064 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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As someone who rarely reads fantasy, I found this very accessible, and an engaging read. I was interested in the characters from the moment they were introduced, and the plot was exciting and well-paced with plenty of unexpected twists and hilarious bits. I recommend it to anyone who wants a light-hearted and entertaining escape into an alluring fantasy world.
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A thoroughly engaging and entertaining read. The characters are captivating, the plot is twisting, and the charming feel of the writing made it a hilarious way to spend a few afternoons.
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I thoroughly enjoyed this book; it captured my interest right off the bat, and had me intrigued through the whole story. It is well written, and the light-hearted style makes it very accessible for those not necessarily looking for High Fantasy. For those who are looking for high fantasy I would still recommend it, as it does have a great story and set of characters.
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I really enjoyed this book. I typically have a hard time getting into fantasy novels and keeping track of all the characters, and I did a bit at first with this one, but ended up totally absorbed in the story before long. There were some twists to the story and they pretty much all took me completely by surprise. In the end, it was a very satisfying, fun read.
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I enjoyed the characters in this book and the plot overall. The big battle was no battle of Helm's Deep, but the book was good for an author's first effort.
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