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"You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth" and Other Things You'll Only Hear from Your Friends In The Powder Room by [Aarons, Wendi, Bongiorno, Kim, Emaus, Janie, Forde, Kim, Gardner, Julie C., Heugel, Abby, Shelton, Angela, Simpson, Shari, Smith, Mere, Meredith Spidel]
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Thank God for girlfriends and shared visits to powder rooms!
Now we’re taking it to the next level with an anthology of original short stories from some of the wittiest women writers we know—stories they would only tell their closest friends, most likely from within the haven of a ladies’ room. Inside you’ll find 39 (mostly) true tales by women, for women, about being women—bodily changes, relationships, careers, motherhood, aging, illness, and more—written with the humor and grit that proudly sets In The Powder Room apart.
But be forewarned: we’re holding nothing back. We’re revealing our deep dark secrets—because it’s through our most vulnerable and honest moments that we forge the strongest connections and discover we aren’t so alone after all.
You have a gimpy boob? Me too. You think glitter is the herpes of the craft world? Me too! You got your fishnet-clad leg stuck to your head on stage in front of thousands of people? Wait…what? OMG. Tell me everything!
We are your friends, sisters, mothers, and daughters. Regardless of what life has dished up for you, chances are, we’ve been there and we can relate. We’ll help you laugh it off, or hold your hand until you’re ready to laugh again.
And we promise: we’ll always tell you when you have lipstick on your teeth.

Contributing Authors:
Wendi Aarons
Keesha Beckford
Kim Bongiorno
Andrea C.
Liz Dawes
Janie Emaus
Lady Estrogen
Suzanne Fleet
Amy Flory
Kim Forde
Rebecca Gallagher
Julie C. Gardner
Noa Gavin
Stephanie Giese
Allison Hart
Abby Heugel
Angie Kinghorn
Leslie Marinelli
Poppy Marler
Janel Mills
Lisa Newlin
Tarja Parssinen
Deborah Quinn
Alexandra Rosas
Kerry Rossow
Anna Sandler
Angela Shelton
Shari Simpson
Mere Smith
Meredith Spidel
Julie Stamper
Bethany Thies
Dawn Weber
Robyn Welling
Lori Wescott
Ellen Williams and Erin Dymowski
Tracy Winslow
Amy Wruble

About the Author

Leslie Marinelli is a writer, editor, wife, mother of three, toilet humor aficionada, and transplanted Pittsburgher trapped in the suburbs of Atlanta. She's a weekly columnist and the Editor-in-Chief of In The Powder Room, as well as the creative force behind the riotous blog The Bearded Iris: A Recalcitrant Wife and Mother Tells All. Leslie was named a BlogHer Humor Voice of the Year in 2013 and 2012, and a Babble Top 100 Mom Blogger in 2011.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 2152 KB
  • Print Length: 243 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: PRG Media; 1 edition (July 31 2013)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
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  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars 1 customer review
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #228,912 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Amazing read! The truth about all the awkward moments.
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HASH(0xa6062510) out of 5 stars Hilarious Aug. 9 2013
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If you follow any of these authors on their blogs, you will know they are ridiculously funny. The book is no exception. An easy and fast read that will have you laughing and spewing beverages from your nose. You've been warned...
42 of 43 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0xa606275c) out of 5 stars OMG Love it!!!!! Aug. 8 2013
By Jessica Ziegler - Published on
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OMG this book is hilarious! I've read a lot of essay books, by traditional authors and by bloggers. Sometimes essays in other books read like blog posts, too short, not enough meat. These are definitely well-crafted, well-written ESSAYS. And really funny! With titles like My Masturbating Grandma, how can you go wrong??
34 of 34 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0xa606299c) out of 5 stars I hope they compile another book, soon! Aug. 13 2013
By Kathryn M Hibbard - Published on
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It's been awhile since I have read something that has made me genuinely laugh out loud. The stories here touch on those painful, yet amusing points that most women will experience. I bought this for my Kindle, but plan on getting hard copies for my mom and sisters.
29 of 29 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0xa6062b40) out of 5 stars The best book for women since "Our Bodies,Ourselves" Aug. 18 2013
By Katherine B. Jackson - Published on
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You know that part of summer vacation, where all of your children, plus several extraneous neighbor children, have consumed so much of your time, energy and pantry that you have nothing left? When you see the first day of school like a distant beacon of hope but wonder if you're really going to make it?
That was me about a week ago; And then I got this book.
I started reading and- what was that?! A spark of feeling! Something was bubbling up inside my chest, and it wasn't that burrito I scarfed down between my son's tennis camp and my daughter's soccer camp.
It was laughter! Pure, joyful belly laughter! And it felt good.
From the opening story by editor Leslie Marinelli (aka the bearded iris) about her favorite breast (Marcia!marcia!Marcia!) to Frugalista blog's confessions of incontinence, this book is filled with 39 stories of hilarious, embarrassing and often poignant moments by some of today's most talented female bloggers.
I laughed so hard I was tearing up at times, and choked and snorted through my attempts to read the stories to my husband.

"You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth" is like the best friendships: laughter through the good times and the tough times. It's Brave women revealing their embarrassing moments, funny stories and even their struggles so the rest of us can know we're not alone. This book isn't just for one kind of woman, it's for every kind of woman.
28 of 28 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0xa6062a14) out of 5 stars READ THIS BOOK. The end. Aug. 18 2013
By Michelle @ You're My Favorite Today - Published on
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I read this book in one sitting.
It's THAT good.
A fun and hilarious romp that touches on everything from mismatched boobs to masturbating grandmas to people who use cell phones as sex toys, this collection will definitely have you calling up your own girlfriends to share!
Loved it!

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