Plainclothes Naked Hardcover – Oct 11 2001
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From Publishers Weekly
Wanton violence. Crushing drug addiction. Sexual abuse. It's the world according to Stahl, back with a third tale of whacked-out people in a whacked-out world (after Perv A Love Story and a memoir, Permanent Midnight). The story plays out around the search for a photograph of George W. Bush having kinky sex with the mayor of a small town outside Pittsburgh. The photo was once in the possession of Tony Zank, a local crackhead who is desperately trying to get it back. Along with his partner, a wanted shovel-murderer named McCardle, Zank leaves a path of freakish, carnal destruction, eventually attracting the attention of Manny Rubert, a police detective with a serious codeine addiction. Rubert has his own reason for wanting the photo. He's the mayor's ex-husband and is curious how and why she did for President Bush what she'd never do for him. Several other misfits including a comically inept police chief and an alluring young woman who once force-fed her husband Drano and crushed glass inhabit the outer edges of the careening, overdeveloped plot. Stahl's talent for supplying a cast of mean yet oddly moving characters is evident, as is his talent for creating tactile, unsettling images. Knife wounds open up "like a wet pair of lips." Bedridden yet still-amorous old ladies whip back the sheets, "revealing seven decades of thigh." It comes all at once the comedy, the tragedy and, always, the vulgarity. The challenge is keeping the object of the mayhem in focus. Stahl's formula can be brutally compelling, but he uses it here to less striking effect. Agent, Sterling Lord. (Nov. 6)Forecast: Stahl an actor as well as a writer has a devoted cult following, including a host of high-profile blurbers, from James Ellroy to Benicio del Toro to Anthony Bourdain. His latest should handily pull in the regulars.
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Stahl, author of the critically acclaimed Permanent Midnight (1995), uses his flair for dark comedy to create this hard-boiled crime caper. When Detective Manny Rubert comes into possession of a salacious photograph of George W. Bush, he has to both uncover its mysterious origin as well as fend off its former owners, a horrifyingly sadistic crackhead and his sidekick, an African American Dean Martin look-alike. As Rubert, a former heroin junkie who now pops codeine pills, untangles the mysteries surrounding the picture, he also becomes embroiled in a love affair with the person who gave it to him: a femme fatale nurse who just killed her husband by spiking his cereal with Drano. Stahl crams his novel with colorful characters, from the fatuous police chief whose only knowledge of law enforcement comes from the movies to the plastic surgeon who performs illegal sex-change operations. Readers who are steel-stomached enough to withstand the gruesome violence as well as Stahl's harrowing depiction of crack addiction will well enjoy this fast-paced comic thriller. Brendan Dowling
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Top Customer Reviews
I don't really know. It just felt like everything had the expectable twists and turns. I mean, I never saw anything coming, but after I read it, I wasn't surprised. There was ONE surprise that caught me off gaurd though. And it was pretty good. When Stahl is good, he absolutely amazes me. When he's not being absolutely smashing, his writing just comes off as blah. Still interesting, but blah at the same time.
In retrospect, this book wasn't that bad. I have read FAR worse (the STRAW MEN by Micheal Marshall; it was a "I can't believe I wasted all that time reading that piece of crap" book). Plainclothes Naked was interesting and fun to read. And while I'll still read anything Jerry Stahl puts out, I wouldn't read this for a second time. Permanent Midnight, maybe. But not this.
Maybe this should be 3.5. Ehh.
Is this book funny? You betcha. A plot synopsis alone will make you laugh. (see above.) and if it doesn't make you laugh, DON'T BUY THE BOOK. Duh.
This book IS prettty heavy on UGLINESS, but it's done in such a comical way that it never makes you want to take a shower. I did, however, think that the book ALMOST goes over the top in a couple scenes, but Stahl is smart enough to never plummet over the edge.
I think my review title says it all. It's John Waters meets Elmore Leonard. And if you don't know who either of those people are, once again, DON'T BUY THIS BOOK!
Thank you for your time. Now...bugger off.
Aside from character similarities, small details throughout the book add to this familiar effect. One example that comes to mind is when, in Permanent Midnight, Stahl writes that the pieces of crack Dita held in her hand resemble chunks of bone left over from a cremation. This insight appears as part of the plot of Plainclothes Naked. Not a crucial part of the story, just an interesting touch.
Most recent customer reviews
"Plainclothes Naked" is antic and manic without ever really becoming funny or entertaining. Read morePublished on Nov. 23 2002 by Ian Abrams
Stahl has a wickedly imaginitive sense of humor. This novel was laugh-out-loud hilarious in spots, but could have been pruned somewhat to make it a better read. Read morePublished on Feb. 23 2002 by triskaidekaphilia
I read only half this book - that's where it should've logically ended. It started off great, I loved the style but as I kept going on and on, the hilarity of two crack addicts... Read morePublished on Dec 24 2001 by i-read
Take a heathy dose of sex, add a world of detectives and killers, and throw in an ounce of politics and you have a fast-paced story packed with especially zany characters and... Read morePublished on Dec 10 2001 by Midwest Book Review
Totally gross, whacked-out, really well written, suspenseful, with an unexpected romantic twist. I laughed out loud a few times reading this insane stuff. Read morePublished on Nov. 9 2001 by Sarah Bisman
Stahl's latest is already an underground cult classic ; highly recommended. (no pun intended)!Published on Nov. 7 2001