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5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides) (Volume 1) Paperback – March 1 2011

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"Matthew Inman is the Gary Larson of the Internet age." (Ken Wheaton, Advertising Age)

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Matthew Inman is the Eisner Award-winning creator of The Oatmeal and the #1 New York Times bestselling author of How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. Matthew also co-created the popular Exploding Kittens card game. Since being founded in 2009, his work on TheOatmeal.com has been read by over 300 million people.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Andrews McMeel Publishing; Original edition (March 1 2011)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 160 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1449401163
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1449401160
  • Item weight ‏ : ‎ 580 g
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 17.78 x 1.52 x 22.86 cm
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