Something's Down There: A Novel Hardcover – Dec 2 2003
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From Mickey Spillane, the hardest-boiled of detective writers, comes ... a sea story? Surprising but true, and a fun yarn it is. Mako Hooker is enjoying retirement from a life of lethal undercover work, fishing the days away on the remote Caribbean island of Peolle. But his idyll is shattered by the "eater"--an unknown presence in the deep water that bites the bottoms out of boats. As the attacks intensify, the outside world converges on Peolle: the media, a Hollywood film company, and some of Hooker's old colleagues from the Company, one of whom once put a bullet in him. As the intrigue thickens and the action gets nasty, Hooker reluctantly reactivates his old "kill or be killed" skills while trying to solve the riddle of the eater and kindling a romance with a beautiful heiress from a neighboring island.
Spillane published his first Mike Hammer novel in 1947, and though his pace has slowed, he has continued to publish into his 80s. Here, his touch here falters at times, with phrasing or pacing that seem off kilter. But the prose is often vigorous, the characters are well-drawn, the settings are vividly evoked, and the plot contains more angles than a geometry test--capped by an ingenious solution to the central mystery. Something's Down There is a pleasing concoction from a storied writer. --Nicholas H. Allison
From Publishers Weekly
Eighty-five-year-old Spillane (I, the Jury; Erection Set; Tomorrow I Die) shows little evidence of advanced age in this entertaining island adventure featuring ex-spook Mako Hooker and his Carib fishing partner, Billy Bright. Mako, retired on remote Peolle Island, devotes himself to drinking Miller Lite, fishing and boating, but he soon learns what aficionados of spy fiction already know well: you never really retire from the Company. Trouble arises on several fronts: a malevolent leviathan of unknown species begins slashing huge chunks out of the bottoms of fishing boats, and still-functioning WWII-era mines from sunken ships appear on the surface of the ocean, prompting the U.S. government to send in a team of agents and re-activate Hooker. Also in on the fun is ex-mobster Tony Pallatzo, now known as Anthony Pell, the head of a movie unit determined to capture the sea-dwelling monster on film, and lovely agent Chana, an old enemy against whom Hooker still holds a grudge: "for a second he wished he had been packing his .45 and the piece was in his hand with the hammer back so he could turn and shoot her guts right out of her beautiful belly and it would finally be all over with for all time." In Spillane's world, men still call women kiddo and baby and refer to each other as pals and buddies. True to his tough-guy heritage, Mako slays the dragon, finds himself a beautiful dame in the process and receives his just reward: "Muscles in her stomach rippled against his hands, saying quiet things that he could hardly believe." Classic Spillane.
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Top Customer Reviews
Many people forget or never knew that Mickey Spillane helped write Captain Marvel and Captain America comic books before launching his Mike Hammer books. To me, Something's Down There harkens back to those origins.
Mako Hooker is a retired lethal operative for the Company. Now he spends his days kicking back on his vintage fishing boat and trying to keep his mate, Billy Bright, from calling him "Suh." They fish to eat what they catch, and generally enjoy a Miller Lite or two as they do. Billy's gradually introducing Mako to the delights of island cuisine in the process.
This tranquility is broken when many local fishing boats are sunk by something large that "eats" through the bottom of their hulls. Life gets even more complicated when former colleagues from the Company arrive to find out more about what's going on. Chana Sterling in particular is not welcome, having once shot Mako. Then, leftover mines start showing up on the beach.
But there's a positive side. Billy's helped arrange for Mako to meet a beautiful heiress, Judy Durant, and Mako's soon smitten. But Judy comes with complications too. Her father was killed mysteriously, and her father's former partners run the family businesses without any say-so from her. One of the CEOs is a man Mako recognizes as a Brooklyn mobster, Tony Pallatzo, who Mako knows to be a bad guy. Mako's soon watching his back.
One of the great parts of the story is that the suspense builds remarkably as more and more discoveries are made about the "eater.Read more ›
As for the plot and pacing of SOMETHING'S DOWN THERE, there's a stab at local color here that's a far cry from the dark, cold and rainy New York City that provides the backdrop of the Mike Hammer stories. This time Spillane paints a quiet seagoing life off a small island in the Caribbean. The general laid-back environment and day-to-day routines are disrupted when something starts sinking fishing ships - enough of them to pique the interest of the Company. But Company-agent Mako Hooker is no Tiger Mann (remember him?) and the twists and turns this leisurely paced book takes are not the twists and turns of Spillane's best mysteries.
If you're a Spillane fan, though, SOMETHING'S DOWN THERE is a must-read. There are enough echoes of the hardboiled Spillane here to make you nod your head nostalgically and agitate your anticipation for the forthcoming new Hammer novel.
The attacks draw the attention of the Company, and, before you can say "intrigue", Hooker is once again forced to rely on skills and instincts he happily suppressed upon retiring from the spy game. Trying to uncover the source of the mayhem, his investigations are complicated by the presence of aggressive Company operatives, an opportunistic Hollywood film crew, and a budding romance with a sultry heiress.
A successful author for over half a century now, Spillane still knows how to grab and hold a reader's attention--at eighty-five, his story telling skills remain undiminished. Sure, a few anachronisms creep in, and Mako is little more than a Mike Hammer/Tiger Mann hybrid, but those quibbles are easily ignored considering the story's brisk pacing, non stop action and colorful characters. In the final analysis, the book delivers all we've come to expect from a Mickey Spillane novel over the decades--plentiful action, riveting suspense, and a competent, tough hero who can take whatever his enemies have to throw at him. An explosive tale of intrigue and espionage, loyalty and betrayal, Something's Down There is a superior effort from an acknowledged master of mystery and suspense.
Most recent customer reviews
Aging cold warrior Mako Hooker has retired to the islands where he fishes and doesn't do much else. But rumors of a boat killer are starting to mount and the Company,' anxious to... Read morePublished on Jan. 11 2004 by booksforabuck
Unfortunately,this is not a good book. For those of us who are long time Mickey Spillane fans, it is a major disappointmnet. That hard, crudely eloquent writing is missing. Read morePublished on Dec 28 2003
I'm not sure that this is a novel for diehard fans, since it lacks the clear, lean narrative that usually characterizes this master's works. Read morePublished on Dec 19 2003 by Richard B. Schwartz