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Belinda Blinked; 1 A modern story of sex, erotica and passion. How the sexiest sales girl in business earns her huge bonus by being the best at removing her high heels. Kindle Edition
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- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateMarch 13 2015
- File size1242 KB
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- ASIN : B00UO7WOAS
- Language : English
- File size : 1242 KB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 44 pages
- Page numbers source ISBN : B08VYFJS4C
- Best Sellers Rank: #771 in Humorous Erotica
- #948 in Bisexual Erotica
- #1,133 in Urban Erotica
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About the author

Rocky likes to write in the sun and with a glass of cold Chardonnay wine in his hand, nothing makes him feel more at home. Based between North East Brazil, London and Andalucia in Spain he gets to grips with his stories, bringing them to print for his loyal readers who are split equally between those who love... and those who hate.... the books... but as Rocky says, 'it's only human nature... I love you all... jus sayin...'
Warwick said... 'So appallingly written that it almost goes full circle:... one star for this – but in many ways, a star more glorious than the 5 star constellations of far greater works of literature.'
Sarah said... 'What a great find! I had been looking for a how-to that struck a chord with me for some time. What better role model for a young woman looking to make it in the business world than Belinda, a strong, empowered career woman headed straight to the top of the pots and pans industry. This manual includes helpful tips on business attire, negotiation techniques, and teamwork building. A must-read for managers and employees alike.'
Belinda Blinked 1 was his first novel of the series but Rocky has now published Belinda Blinked 2; 3; 4; 5 and 6. Rocky has already written Belinda Blinked 7 but doesn't believe in over crowding his readers. Rocky has also self published Belinda Blinked 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; and 6 as paperbacks through Amazon and brought on board young international illustrator Mouldy Wood. Mouldy has perfectly encapsulated Rocky's vision with his colourful book covers which are now also posters available on Etsy. Of course we've had the pandemic and stuff but Rocky has not been idle and published daily a piece of his book "Lockdown 69" during the worst days of lockdown. Now a major success, he's going to continue the story as Belinda penetrates senior... well that's enough for now...
He's also recently published Sweet Treats where he sets down a bunch of recipes his Mum used during his childhood in Ireland. Simple to make and delicious to eat his favourite is Rocky's Crunch. With the advent of the Xmas Specials over the last few years, he's also published these in a book called "The Extra Bits 1" Plenty of bonus material here as well for the ardent fan. Speaking of ardent fans, Sammy Yeo from Melbourne ranked all the characters during his lockdown and sent Rocky his listings. They were so good Rocky replied what he thought of each character... all 122 of them and published Belinda Blinked The Character Rankings 1 to 122 with Sammy. Back to the food theme, Rocky has now released Rocky Flintstone's Bottle of Wine a Day Diet... assisted by his long suffering wife Wilma, Belinda and the Glee Team, it's the book you never thought you'd need.
The Belinda Blinked Books 1, 2, 3 4, 5 and most recently 6, were picked up by some London media types and are being distributed as a podcast called "My Dad Wrote a Porno" with over 350 million... yes 350,000,000 worldwide downloads which has made it an unprecedented success! Indeed it's one of the worlds best listened to podcasts!
Going back to October 2016 we saw the UK publication by Quercus of the collaborative effort, My Dad Wrote a Porno, an annotated book between Rocky and these London media dudes... one of them his unfortunate son... based on the words and podcast of Belinda Blinked 1! A "Best Seller" with rave reviews it's a great introduction to the Belinda phenomenon and well worth a read. It's also published in the USA by Gallery Books.
Undaunted the London Media Dudes took a lost chapter from the Belinda Blinked series on worldwide tour. Major venues in the USA, UK, Europe and Australia were played culminating in London's Royal Albert Hall where 5,500 fans gathered to see the last show. It's the last show because HBO announced they're making a 60 minute comedy special for world wide distribution from it.... available from Amazon, it's on your small screen today! That tour has spawned a second called Belinda's Dirty Thirty and pandemic aside it continued its worldwide tour ending at Radio City Music Hall in New York City in June 2022.
So why don't you buy the books, join in the fun and read along with 'team porno'?' Find the podcast on iTunes, Spotify, Google under the title "My Dad Wrote a Porno". Follow the buzz on twitter or visit Rocky on twitter @FlintstoneRocky There's also a website www.BelindaBlinked.com and www.RockyFlintstone.com where you can discover more pieces about Rocky and Belinda. Email Rocky direct and he'll send you extra material which has never been published.
Oh... if you need some merch... posters or a personally signed book by Rocky himself... visit his Etsy store called RockysPavilion
Ciao!!
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Ok... how do I get into my library in order to read along with this masterpiece.
Yeah I said it MASTERPIECE!!!!!
😂rolmfao😂
I dont own a Kindle or any e-book reader besides my phone. Seriously though, how do I get into my library on amazon, or is the library on my phone.
I'm a newbie to this wholr e-book dealey thingie. I actually thought I was purchasing a hard copy (no pun intended... well maybe a little bit rolol.
Can someone please help me out with this before I toss my phone out of a moving truck, and run it over until I have no wheels left. So yeah please please, a little help over here.
Thanks in advance😵
Suffice to say that “Titanic” will never be the same…
Really delightfully badly written sex scenes. Looking forward to the next seasons…
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Upon accepting a job at a pots and pans supplier, Belinda seemingly had no idea that it was the gateway to a multidimensional rift, somehow putting it between two worlds. Simultaneously in London and a small town out of time and space, where the town hall clock is always ringing 3, and where sexual deviance is perfectly acceptable in a local airport bar or a hotel lobby, Belinda's employer takes her through the rabbit hole. Seemingly trapped in this parallel world, Belinda has sexual encounters with such fantastical creatures as an elf, a dwarf, and a dark warlock who uses mud to place her under his spell. With the help of a monarch from this alternate world - a woman known only as the Duchess- Belinda slowly fights off the spell placed onto her by the Warlock "Peter Rouse" (if that is even his real name). After her training with the Duchess Belinda is able to cast a spell of her own over the horrid magician, and begin to fight her way back to her real life in real London.
Though the book does not see Belinda returned through the magical portal that brought her to this bizarre world- nor does it even reveal if that portal is in the maze she was imprisoned in, the mysterious Leather Room of her office, or merely in her head- it does leave the reader suspenseful and poised for the next book. By the end of his high epic saga, Mr. Flintstone will have had to do real work to have closed up the fantastic story he has begun.
Say what you want about it, but gotta give it to Rocky for creating this whole world of interesting (albeit crazyyyyy) characters.
Props to Rocky!
4 stars because the use of semicolons are borderline maddening!




